For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
I'm not doing it That’s it, I am never cleaning my house ever again. Wow, that was a bit harsh. Let’s try again; After due deliberation, I’ve decided to never clean my house from here on in. Yes, this is much more socially acceptable. Let’s run with it. If you want to hear me read …
Continue reading *New* The Truth About Cleaning and Pet Happiness
Pets are not friends I wish my life was simpler. Wouldn’t it be great if only for one day, the cat didn’t use my left leg for a scratching post? Or perhaps, as the dad, I might actually be right just once? And why does Baby-Bun-Bun sit and watch me as if she’s contemplating taking …
Continue reading The American Take on Tea Ceremonies: Never Invite Your Pets
No More! Well, it’s official. I am never listening to the ‘so called’ experts ever again. There is only one expert whose advice I’ll always heed. That’s the guiding words of the great sage, Charles J. Daughtridge who once said, “What are you asking me for? Do whatever the hell you want. See if I …
Continue reading Ignoring the Experts: A Comedic Take on Self-Help and Positive Thinking
Researching Research I’ve done extensive research on this, and I can state categorically that I hate doing research!!! What I know, I learn from observing stuff. For example; I know you should never take food away from a rabbit. This might sound a bit strange, but if you value your fingers, never ever do this. …
Continue reading Information Overload: When The Bizarre Thuth Is Too Much
Happy New Year!! It’s a new year! Time for new beginnings, new improvements, new pet lizards. (not my idea) Also, if your pets are anything like mine, new wounds. Let me tell you Wonder-Dog really gets antsy in this wet spring weather. He’s starting to agree with the cat and rabbit that things are better …
Continue reading The Case for an April New Year: A Humorous Take
What's going on An interesting thing has been happening lately. I keep getting phone calls from folks who want to buy my house. Now, I never asked if anyone wanted to buy my house. It’s not on the market as far as I know. In point of fact, I live in my house, and would …
I don't agree Comedian, Bobcat Goldthwait, is known to say, “Pets are our friends, but they can’t pick you up at the airport.” I emphatically disagree with this statement. No, for all the smart-alecks out there, I don’t believe they can pick you up at the airport. So there! But on the other hand, wouldn’t …
Continue reading If I Could Talk To The Animals… I’d Sure Give Them A Piece Of My Mind!!
Welcome Home Recently, my son in college came home for a weekend. He said it was because he missed his family, but I have my doubts. These stem from the fact that when he got home, he went straight to pick up the cat. I considered this a bit odd. Did he miss bleeding that …
A proverb They say, “A father trains his sons to move on, but he will never be rid of his daughters.” I don’t who they are, but I sincerely hope they’re wrong about that! Daughters are ok when it comes to leaving the leaving the house wearing socks with sandals. However, this could be resolved …
Preshow Life is full of uncertainties. So, it’s good to have some things you can count on; Like, flowers blooming in the spring, birds returning after the winter migration, and the fact you’ll glue your fingers together every time you touch a tube of Super-Glue. I do sometimes wonder about that last one. You’d think …
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