For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
Bard Windows Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? No, I guess I won’t. Because around here, summer days really suck. I mean they’re hot, muggy, and full of bugs. Then again what did old Shakespeare know about women. How else do you explain the fact, he lived in London and his wife lived …
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Something tha's totally beside the point Many years ago, I was sitting the green room of a local radio station, waiting to be interviewed. Actually, the room was painted a muted orange and there were three of us, from our local theatre group waiting to talk with a couple of DJs to promote out current …
My wife and I have a glorious marriage. She tells me we do anyway. Actually, I believe her on this one, because it seems around our house everything runs very smoothly. We have been together long enough that we understand each other’s needs, pick up the slack when one or the other has a bad …
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I have a confession to make. It pains me to admit it, but as all the doctors say. “Admitting the problem is the first step to healing” And we must listen to doctors. They study for twelve years and do things like research and clinical studies, just so people listen to them. I don’t even …
All right I’m mad. So, whoever’s been steeling my stuff I want you to return it. Right now! I am not going to forgive you, but I need those manuals to survive. What manuals you may ask? The life manuals that I was supposed to receive. The ones everyone else seems to get but never …
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