Why Does Reading Have To Be So Complicated??

Listen to the voices Like most of you I like to read, and have read many books. Like many of you I’ve actually written three books which have never been published. Like some of you, I’ve complained extensively about the publishing industry. And finally, like absolutely none of you, I’ve discussed this issue at length …

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Bizarre Stories: The War Of the Idiots

Questions that don't need answers The question has often been asked; “What Kind of idiot do you think I am??” This question fascinates me, because it implies there are multiple kinds of idiots. In my humble opinion there is only one kind. An idiot is an idiot. i.e. Someone who does idiotic things. Little things, …

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A Bedtime Story… With Morals And Everything!!

The simple beginnings Once upon a time there was a poor blogger named Mr. Ohh!. Now Mr. Ohh! had an almost perfect wife while he was, sadly, just another idiot. Well, it seemed the wife’s special birthday was coming up and Mr. Ohh! wanted to surprise her with something fantastic. The thing is he had …

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Money And A Bunch Of Other Awful Stuff

...and then tradgedy struck A couple of weeks ago the most terrible thing happened. I wasn’t going to mention this horror in my life, but now that some time has passed, I feel I can man up and tell the world without totally freaking out. What happened was… I’m going to start crying. What happened …

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Differences In The School Daze

I can’t wait to have grandchildren. I’m going to love telling them how I walked to school, nine days every week, in thirteen feet of snow, during our eight-month winters, uphill both there and back, and this was after we spent four hours collecting cow eggs and milking chickens. How do you milk a chicken? …

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Falling In Love With Love Is Stupid!!

I have a confession to make. It pains me to admit it, but as all the doctors say. “Admitting the problem is the first step to healing” And we must listen to doctors. They study for twelve years and do things like research and clinical studies, just so people listen to them. I don’t even …

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Chuck And Dave And The Tale Of The Laying Lion

As I write this, I am smiling. I have been declared a hero. No, I don’t need medals or citations. Just the knowledge that I have saved a small town from total disaster is enough for me. However, if you want to send cash, I will humbly accept it saying it will go toward animal …

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