For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
Hungry memories When I was just a lower case Ohh there was only one cooking show I knew of. It was called The Galloping Gourmet. The chef was named Graham Kerr. My mother watched this show religiously, wrote down the recipes on cards, then put them in a box so they could easily be found …
Continue reading From Cooking Show Memories to Bizarre Culinary Quests: A Journey
I wish I could just watch A serious problem with being Mr. Ohh! is; I can’t turn my brain off. I wish I could. It would be wonderful to be able to sit in front of the television, with a basket of chips resting on my oversized belly, drinking a beer, while yelling at the …
Let's talk TV I admit I don’t watch much, but television is nuts. Seventeen minutes of every hour of television is ads. Commercials are okay. Some of my best comedic material comes from the silly slogans and jingles. I have no problem with advertisements. BUT… If you want to hear me read this Press Play …
Continue reading Take A Pill… But Not Necessarily Right For You!!
It's my life My daughter just graduated from high school. This is wonderful. I have finally done my last science project, and no longer have to get up an hour early to get her to school. All the responsibilities which used to be mine now fall on her. Yea!! Oh, and there’s that whole blah …
Continue reading SCHOOL DAZE Epic Reality Show, Not Necessarily on TV!!
It's all Greek to me In Greek Mythology there was this cool dude named Jason. Now, Jason was the heir to some throne or another, but his father was imprisoned and killed just for being the heir to some throne or another. Back then that kind of thing happened a lot. Frankly, I’m glad I’m …
Bard Windows Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? No, I guess I won’t. Because around here, summer days really suck. I mean they’re hot, muggy, and full of bugs. Then again what did old Shakespeare know about women. How else do you explain the fact, he lived in London and his wife lived …
Continue reading ‘Ode To The Single Guy’ Just Call Me Bard… Simpson!!
I should not need a disclaimer here... Just for the record; I am not personally responsible for global warming. Also, just because I cut down a tree, does not mean I’m contributing to deforestation of the rainforests. The tree had been killed by ants, and was in a temperate zone. I guess my yard is …
Continue reading Who’s Right Or Wrong Doesn’t Matter. It’s Who’s Most Annoying That Counts!!
Something tha's totally beside the point Many years ago, I was sitting the green room of a local radio station, waiting to be interviewed. Actually, the room was painted a muted orange and there were three of us, from our local theatre group waiting to talk with a couple of DJs to promote out current …
A Disclaimer I don’t want to sound judgmental, but there are an awful lot of idiots out there. Everyone has the right to be stupid, and I will defend this right to my dying day. Founding fathers died defending you right to be nuts. On the other hand, way too many folks are abusing this …
Continue reading It’s Not A Conspiracy Theory If Mr. Ohh Proves It!!
An old problem In America and maybe the world there is an aging population. Like you needed me to tell you that. As a result, there is a growing industry surrounding aging. I myself get somewhere between four to about nine-hundred robot calls every asking me if I’m ready for aging. No, I’m Not! I’m …
Continue reading I’m Concerened For the Man, He’s Old And Frail!!
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