Suffering From Insufficient Hair Pressure

I’m aware some stare at my hair. In fact, to be fair, some really despair of my hair. But I don’t care, because they’re not aware. Nor are they debonair, they’re just crumb bums who can’t understand that I haven’t been able to get a hair cut in a very long time. Oops, sorry about …

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