Eternal Questions That Even I Can’t Answer!!

Why? I remember back when I was just a Little Ohh!, and not the foremost authority on everything I am today. There was a toy. It was several multi colored rings of varying sizes and a conical post. The object was, if you placed the rings in order, from largest to smallest, they would all …

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Hormones Aside, I Still Don’t Understand

Yea It's Virtual... When I was younger I was addicted to playing something called ‘Interactive Fiction’ which was just a bunch of difficult puzzling situations in a row until you achieved a goal. In retrospect, it was a lot like raising children, but with more positive feedback. Plus, those games took way less than twenty …

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These Toys Are Not Recommended For Children Over Thirty

A bad week This has been a bad week. In fact, it was a very bad week. Now I don’t normally believe in corporal punishment, but this has been the kind of a week where I’d like to take off my belt and whack it on its Friday a couple times. That’ll teach it. I …

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Because Enquiring Marketing Minds Want To Know

Guess what I did this week? On second thought, don’t. There are literally billions of things I might have done and probably millions of things I did do that have nothing to do with that first question. Most of them are stupid and mundane. This week I spent a lot of time breathing, not very …

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