For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
Conclusion I’ve come to a conclusion. Actually, I’ve come to a whole bunch of conclusions over the years. Coming to conclusions is kind of what I do. In fact, I was talking to my wife about this whole conclusion thing, just the other day. She, on the other hand, was ignoring me. Which is probably …
Continue reading The Complaint Department Is Located… Well… Everywhere!!!
Stop Sign “Our daughters are the most precious of our treasures, the dearest possessions of our homes and the objects of our most watchful love.” This is a quote from Margaret Sangster. Who was she? I had no idea, until I asked the all-powerful Google. Google knows everything. Especially, things I don’t want to know, …
What I Know Look, I’ve been an entertainer for long time. In fact, I was on the road as a stand-up comedian for a couple of years. I don’t know if I was hilarious or not. But many folks find throwing things at the stage quite enjoyable. So, either way, I was a hit. These …
Continue reading Could You Possibly Come Up With Anything More Boring??
I should not need a disclaimer here... Just for the record; I am not personally responsible for global warming. Also, just because I cut down a tree, does not mean I’m contributing to deforestation of the rainforests. The tree had been killed by ants, and was in a temperate zone. I guess my yard is …
Continue reading Who’s Right Or Wrong Doesn’t Matter. It’s Who’s Most Annoying That Counts!!
Let's sign It is said, “The most important thing in any relationship is communication.” Surprisingly I actually agree with this one. Bet that one caught you off guard. I really didn’t mean to upset you, but sometimes I have to shake things up. What actually set me on this journey was, something I saw a …
Continue reading Huh? What Was That? Nevermind, I Don’t Care Anyway!!
Questioning the universe There is a great philosophical question: Why do we create? Now anybody can answer this question any way they like. I create so I can spread my wisdom across the ages. My uncle says he doesn’t care why, because he only creates havoc. My brother answered the question this way, “Duh, uh, …
Continue reading It’s Not Very Intelligent If I Don’t Understand It!!
Something tha's totally beside the point Many years ago, I was sitting the green room of a local radio station, waiting to be interviewed. Actually, the room was painted a muted orange and there were three of us, from our local theatre group waiting to talk with a couple of DJs to promote out current …
Yea It's Virtual... When I was younger I was addicted to playing something called ‘Interactive Fiction’ which was just a bunch of difficult puzzling situations in a row until you achieved a goal. In retrospect, it was a lot like raising children, but with more positive feedback. Plus, those games took way less than twenty …
Sorry for the bad news I hate to tell you all, but I have some bad news; I’m deceased. No wait, that’s not right, I should have said Mr. Ohh! is dead. Wait that’s too harsh. Mr. Ohh! has shuffled off this mortal coil, is now singing with the angels, and no longer has to …
Please like me! Now I’ve never been a real popular person. This is probably because I’m just so good looking and highly intelligent that many others are jealous. I can understand that, and it’s a burden I have to bear. All this being said, a lot of people do like me. I mean, you like …
Mr. Ohh!'s Sideways View 