For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
War is heck War is Hell! The constant battles, the dreams lost, the heartache, the lousy toilets. It’s all so terrible. Also, there’s just no end to it. The conflict seems to rage forever. Even if you’re victorious, the scars will be with you for a lifetime. At times, you lose focus, and no longer …
I wish I could just watch A serious problem with being Mr. Ohh! is; I can’t turn my brain off. I wish I could. It would be wonderful to be able to sit in front of the television, with a basket of chips resting on my oversized belly, drinking a beer, while yelling at the …
On the job On my last job, which really isn’t worth remembering, I had a very gung-ho supervisor. She had a unique way of doing things. She would ask me to do an impossible task saying, “I never ask anyone to do anything I wouldn’t do myself.” That’s a terrible thing to say. If you’ve …
Conclusion I’ve come to a conclusion. Actually, I’ve come to a whole bunch of conclusions over the years. Coming to conclusions is kind of what I do. In fact, I was talking to my wife about this whole conclusion thing, just the other day. She, on the other hand, was ignoring me. Which is probably …
Continue reading The Complaint Department Is Located… Well… Everywhere!!!
Stop Sign “Our daughters are the most precious of our treasures, the dearest possessions of our homes and the objects of our most watchful love.” This is a quote from Margaret Sangster. Who was she? I had no idea, until I asked the all-powerful Google. Google knows everything. Especially, things I don’t want to know, …
What I Know Look, I’ve been an entertainer for long time. In fact, I was on the road as a stand-up comedian for a couple of years. I don’t know if I was hilarious or not. But many folks find throwing things at the stage quite enjoyable. So, either way, I was a hit. These …
Continue reading Could You Possibly Come Up With Anything More Boring??
I should not need a disclaimer here... Just for the record; I am not personally responsible for global warming. Also, just because I cut down a tree, does not mean I’m contributing to deforestation of the rainforests. The tree had been killed by ants, and was in a temperate zone. I guess my yard is …
Continue reading Who’s Right Or Wrong Doesn’t Matter. It’s Who’s Most Annoying That Counts!!
Let's sign It is said, “The most important thing in any relationship is communication.” Surprisingly I actually agree with this one. Bet that one caught you off guard. I really didn’t mean to upset you, but sometimes I have to shake things up. What actually set me on this journey was, something I saw a …
Continue reading Huh? What Was That? Nevermind, I Don’t Care Anyway!!
Questioning the universe There is a great philosophical question: Why do we create? Now anybody can answer this question any way they like. I create so I can spread my wisdom across the ages. My uncle says he doesn’t care why, because he only creates havoc. My brother answered the question this way, “Duh, uh, …
Continue reading It’s Not Very Intelligent If I Don’t Understand It!!
Something tha's totally beside the point Many years ago, I was sitting the green room of a local radio station, waiting to be interviewed. Actually, the room was painted a muted orange and there were three of us, from our local theatre group waiting to talk with a couple of DJs to promote out current …
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