It’s Not Very Intelligent If I Don’t Understand It!!

Questioning the universe There is a great philosophical question: Why do we create? Now anybody can answer this question any way they like. I create so I can spread my wisdom across the ages. My uncle says he doesn’t care why, because he only creates havoc. My brother answered the question this way, “Duh, uh, …

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And THIS Is Supposed To Be Educational??

Something tha's totally beside the point Many years ago, I was sitting the green room of a local radio station, waiting to be interviewed. Actually, the room was painted a muted orange and there were three of us, from our local theatre group waiting to talk with a couple of DJs to promote out current …

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Hormones Aside, I Still Don’t Understand

Yea It's Virtual... When I was younger I was addicted to playing something called ‘Interactive Fiction’ which was just a bunch of difficult puzzling situations in a row until you achieved a goal. In retrospect, it was a lot like raising children, but with more positive feedback. Plus, those games took way less than twenty …

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The Art And The Ohh! ; A Fable

Sorry for the bad news I hate to tell you all, but I have some bad news; I’m deceased. No wait, that’s not right, I should have said Mr. Ohh! is dead. Wait that’s too harsh. Mr. Ohh! has shuffled off this mortal coil, is now singing with the angels, and no longer has to …

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Now Hiring!!! Keywords, And Alogorithms

Please like me! Now I’ve never been a real popular person. This is probably because I’m just so good looking and highly intelligent that many others are jealous. I can understand that, and it’s a burden I have to bear. All this being said, a lot of people do like me. I mean, you like …

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Help!! I’ve Been Novelized!!!

I’ve come to the disturbing conclusion that I’ve been transported into a Michael Crichton novel. I’ve come to an even harsher second conclusion that my seventh grade English teacher, Mrs. Pilsner, will send me a nasty email because I used the contraction, I’ve twice in that first sentence. She the local head of the grammar …

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Falling In Love With Love Is Stupid!!

I have a confession to make. It pains me to admit it, but as all the doctors say. “Admitting the problem is the first step to healing” And we must listen to doctors. They study for twelve years and do things like research and clinical studies, just so people listen to them. I don’t even …

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Once Upon A Time There Was A Man Called Mr. Ohh!

This post is dedicated to my friend at Philosophy Through Photography Maybe check them out If You Want To Hear Me Read This Press Play If Not Read On It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. Actually, it wasn’t. It was pretty average all the way through. Let’s start this …

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