A Hero Who’s Time Has Come… To Go!!

It's all Greek to me In Greek Mythology there was this cool dude named Jason. Now, Jason was the heir to some throne or another, but his father was imprisoned and killed just for being the heir to some throne or another. Back then that kind of thing happened a lot. Frankly, I’m glad I’m …

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Snidley Whiplash, Where Are You When We Need You??

I thought you could trust books Okay enough is too much! My childhood has been officially ruined. It was ruined by a book. Books were always our friends. Books took us to far-off, imaginary places. Books got you out of studying for your algebra test. It’s true. When my mother asked if I was studying, …

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Help!! I’ve Been Novelized!!!

I’ve come to the disturbing conclusion that I’ve been transported into a Michael Crichton novel. I’ve come to an even harsher second conclusion that my seventh grade English teacher, Mrs. Pilsner, will send me a nasty email because I used the contraction, I’ve twice in that first sentence. She the local head of the grammar …

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The Strange Case Of Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Ohh!

I like to read. I wouldn’t say I was well read, unless you count Sports Digest and the funny paper, in which case I’m a literary genius. I did read a bit in college, but I was able to keep that to Spiderman Comic books. Heck, you change a couple of names and they become …

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