For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
Question everything There’s a company called Impossible Foods. Once again Mr. Ohh! must challenge this for the good of all. If these foods are impossible, then how can folks be making them. Obviously they’re possible. Also, they must be profitable, or again no one would know about them. Elsewise there would be some nerdy inventor, …
Continue reading This Could Change The World As We Know It!!
It started so easily I would have like to have said I was sitting under a tree in the shade, but the truth was it was it was just too dang hot. Therefore, I was sitting in the shade of my reading lamp, well maybe not shade, but work with me here. Yes I was …
I bought a house (sort of) Twenty-one years ago, I bought my house. I agreed to pay for this home for thirty years. Which means it really won’t be my home for another nine years. Of course, this only means I won’t pay the bank anymore. I will still have to make a monthly payment, …
Good Nieghbors I am one of those odd people who actually like my neighbors. On the left side is Jim and Donna. I’ve only seen, or heard from them three times. They keep their car in the garage, every so often I see the door open, and it drives away. I never see it come …
Snack asiles The other day, I found myself in the snack aisle of my local market. I probably shouldn’t say, I found myself. In point of fact, I never lost myself. I was always right here, and the other day, ‘here’ just happened to be the snack aisle. Actually, I hasten to add, I’ve never …
The simple beginnings Once upon a time there was a poor blogger named Mr. Ohh!. Now Mr. Ohh! had an almost perfect wife while he was, sadly, just another idiot. Well, it seemed the wife’s special birthday was coming up and Mr. Ohh! wanted to surprise her with something fantastic. The thing is he had …
Continue reading A Bedtime Story… With Morals And Everything!!
Sorry I was gone You may have noticed I haven’t posted in a couple of weeks. Ohh, I hope you noticed it. I mean if you didn’t, it might mean I am not the singular most important thing in your life. I don’t think I could handle that kind of rejection. I would cry. You …
What happened Six weeks ago, the horrors of a demented world descended upon the tiny gated community where Mr. Ohh! calls home. Heathens from the darker side of humanity invaded our space and our simple lives will never be the same. Wow this sounds impressive and important, but it really wasn’t. If you want to …
Doctors I love doctors. You will almost never hear me say a negative word about them. They look great in their white coats carrying clipboards. By now, you must realize, in this country looking great is of primary importance. It doesn’t matter whether you know what you are doing, if you look great then everything’s …
Continue reading There Aren’t Any Smaller Words Than “NO”!!!
It starts with children There is a children’s song which poses the question; Do your ears hang low? What are we doing to our children? Doesn’t the younger generation have enough self-esteem issues without having the simplest of songs looking for deformities? Whatever happened to Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes? Sure, it’s trite. Yes, you …
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