For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
Do you Care?? I bought a new pair of shoes the other day. But you don’t care. I’m betting none of you out there even give half a fig, that I bought shoes. It’s okay though. My new shoes have absolutely no bearing on your lives. They mean something to me, of course. But frankly, …
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My sister My sister loves to go thrift shopping. Frankly, I don’t see the allure of paying money for someone else’s old clothes. If they didn’t want the crap, why should I? I asked her this a while back, and she regaled me with stories of the bargains she got. I can’t deny this. You …
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Why? I remember back when I was just a Little Ohh!, and not the foremost authority on everything I am today. There was a toy. It was several multi colored rings of varying sizes and a conical post. The object was, if you placed the rings in order, from largest to smallest, they would all …
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The bad and the good of it I’m not one to jump up on a soap box and start criticizing the world. Well, actually I am. But I’m not someone who tries to impose my views on others. Okay, I do that too. But I’m certainly not the type of person who looks at everyone …
If you want to see mice or princesses A few years back, I paid large amounts of money to go to an upscale theme-park and see mice. After that experience, I’m seriously thinking about charging admission to my garage. You can see a whole bunch of mice there. As well as lots of spiders. Then …
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Question everything There’s a company called Impossible Foods. Once again Mr. Ohh! must challenge this for the good of all. If these foods are impossible, then how can folks be making them. Obviously they’re possible. Also, they must be profitable, or again no one would know about them. Elsewise there would be some nerdy inventor, …
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Sorry I was gone You may have noticed I haven’t posted in a couple of weeks. Ohh, I hope you noticed it. I mean if you didn’t, it might mean I am not the singular most important thing in your life. I don’t think I could handle that kind of rejection. I would cry. You …
Things Have you ever done a thing? Then another thing happens, and all of a sudden you think of a third thing. Which should be a thing completely unrelated to the other things, but after thing-ing the things a bit longer, you find both things tell you things about the third thing. The third thing …
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Great Quotes Somebody once said, “There are three types of people; Those who make things happen, Those who watch things happen, and Those who don’t know what the heck happened!” I don’t know who said it. I mean I just said it now, but I’d bet the farm I wasn’t the first, and I don’t …
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Pinine for the movies As winter is proceeding according a precedent… That’s a quote from Rudyard Kipling by the way, and some folks doubt my superior intelligence, Ha! Not you of course, you all know. Anyway, as winter is proceeding according a precedent, same quote, I have been visiting my local movie theatre. There I …
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