Confessions of a Copier Technician: Fast Food, Angry Customers, and Stomach Problems

Starry Beginning A long time ago, in a lifetime far, far away there was stomach problems. Actually, it wasn’t all that long ago, and frankly it was my lifetime. However, that Star Wars opening line is really cool, and I’ve never been opposed to stealing really cool opening lines. Admittedly it would’ve been better if …

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Quality Fast Food Stories. Without Speed Or Quality

Truth The story you’re about to read is true. The names haven’t been changed because I never knew them in the first place. So how could I have changed them. By sheer luck they may be right. Who knows? But, none of this is important. What’s important is that you’re here for a bit of …

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Maybe I Am A Robot! So There!!

Start with a question Here’s a question for all those ultra-intelligent techies in Silicon Valley: If AI is so smart, why can’t they teach it to lie and click those little boxes that say, “I am not a robot”? Don’t even try to tell me it’s because they’re too noble, and can’t make AI lie. …

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