For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
Snack asiles The other day, I found myself in the snack aisle of my local market. I probably shouldn’t say, I found myself. In point of fact, I never lost myself. I was always right here, and the other day, ‘here’ just happened to be the snack aisle. Actually, I hasten to add, I’ve never …
Sorry I was gone You may have noticed I haven’t posted in a couple of weeks. Ohh, I hope you noticed it. I mean if you didn’t, it might mean I am not the singular most important thing in your life. I don’t think I could handle that kind of rejection. I would cry. You …
Universal ponderinderings In the scope of all the problems in the universe, I guess this one isn’t really in the top ten. Actually, it might not even be in my top ten, but it annoys the snot out of me. I’m told to be patient. I’m told to accept the world as it is. You …
Continue reading A Man’s Pepperoni Is Not Necessarily The Best Sausage
Start with a question I have a simple question for all my friends. Now, I’m not a Bible scholar or anything like that, but I know the ten commandments. I must admit, I’m not real experienced in any of the religions or cultures around the world. All this being said, I need to know if …
I like food BUT... I am not what one would call a foodie, but I do like to try different things. I’ve done some traveling across these United States and Canada and learned most regions have some interesting selections which can’t be found anywhere else. I’ve also learned that in every case these regional foods …
I do all this for you Do you want to know what I don’t understand? Of course, you do, because you hang on every word I bring to this forum. It was really just a rhetorical question at best, but it probably makes you feel better that I asked for your opinion instead of just …
Continue reading Save Her! She’s A Damsel In Distressed… JEANS!!
Welcome to College orientation Well, I have now been orientated, or maybe I should say indoctrinated, perhaps brain-washed is the most correct term. I’m not sure. What happened was I went to my son’s college introduction seminar and I kind of feel like I’ve joined a tribe. The speakers called it an inclusive college community. …
Continue reading I Think I Joind A Secret Society. I Hope I Don’t Die For Telling You About It
A cheesy State I would like to tell you all about the great state of Wisconsin, USA. All you lovers of bad jokes now want me to say, “I’d like, to but I can’t! Har, Har” This is not true, so there. However, I did exaggerate when I said great. Nice, or okay, might’ve been …
There are many conspiracy theories all over the globe about shadow governments and secret societies that are hiding in the background covertly running the world for their own fun, profit, and most likely to get some cute girls, because they’re all funny looking. You see, I have found the best-looking women are attracted to powerful …
Hello to the world from Mr. Ohh!’s Sideways View. I just got my report from Google Analytics and I have reached an interesting milestone. This month I had more hits from the rest of the world than I did from the USA. Of course, America is only six percent of the landmass of the world …
Continue reading I’m Scared Of New Cars!! Ohh The Consequences
