Our Bright Future Is Sending Us To The Past!!

Technology's gift It is said that: Ignorance can be cured, but Stupidity is forever. Way back when, we were ignorant of how things could be. Counsequently, our lives were hard. Because of this we tried to be smart and create things to make our lives easier, called devices. Once we began to rely on our …

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History 101: People Were Always Stupid!!

Welcome Home Recently, my son in college came home for a weekend. He said it was because he missed his family, but I have my doubts. These stem from the fact that when he got home, he went straight to pick up the cat. I considered this a bit odd. Did he miss bleeding that …

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It’s Not A Conspiracy Theory If Mr. Ohh Proves It!!

A Disclaimer I don’t want to sound judgmental, but there are an awful lot of idiots out there. Everyone has the right to be stupid, and I will defend this right to my dying day. Founding fathers died defending you right to be nuts. On the other hand, way too many folks are abusing this …

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On Second Thought… Now Is Probably The Perfect Time To Panic

How things get started Years back, I did radio commercials for a car dealership with an Irish name. You probably don’t care, but since they paid me a hefty sum to make a fool of myself, speaking in an Irish accent, I do care. So There! The hook was, “You don’t have to have a …

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Bye, Bye To That Big Pumpkin Pie

The Ghost Of Christmas Past My grandmother used to tell us about Christmas when she was a little girl. Apparently, they cleaned the whole house, and set up their tree on Christmas Eve. They actually had real candles on that tree to light it up. I guess pine trees weren’t flammable back then. Well, either …

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Save Her! She’s A Damsel In Distressed… JEANS!!

I do all this for you Do you want to know what I don’t understand? Of course, you do, because you hang on every word I bring to this forum. It was really just a rhetorical question at best, but it probably makes you feel better that I asked for your opinion instead of just …

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Yes Hollingsworth There Is A Boogy Man

A little bit of history In 1897 an eight-year-old girl, named Virginia O’Hanlon, wrote the New York Sun, a newspaper which is now out of business, a letter asking is there was a Santa Claus. The answer to her question, “Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus”, has become the most reprinted article in the …

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Living With A Natural Born Killing Machine

To everyone reading this, I want to thank you all. If I don’t post next week it’s because my cat has sent me to the great somewhere. No, not to Wal-Mart for more food. I’m trying to say that my cat is trying to assonate me. She figured out, just how allergic I am to …

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