For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
. I just can't find it Several years ago, I had a job. Actually, I still have one. But only because, I lost the job I’m referring to. I really lost it. To this day I don’t know where they put it. You see, I was doing everything they wanted. Then one day I went …
I hate my life I hate my life. The biggest problem with this is I don’t have a bad life. I hate my life because things are okay, but I want more. Does that make any sense? No. Of course it doesn’t. I’m just being a spoiled American, who can’t deal with what I have. …
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Pondering The other day I was pondering. Of course, if you decide to ponder, it’s always better to ponder life’s great ponderables. If you’re not pondering ponderables, it’s really a worthless ponder. However, when pondering ponderables everything becomes a ponder worth pondering. In fact, my simple pondering came up with a fascinating ponderable to ponder …
My new RV Apparently, at some point in the recent past, I purchased a recreational vehicle. I hope I like the color. Also, I seriously hope I got one of those awning things for sunny days. You can’t survive hot weather without one of those. You’d think I would’ve remembered details like these, but frankly, …
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A strong observation I don’t know what you think but I really feel we’ve gotten a bit wimpy. Not guys wearing pink frilly aprons making quiche wimpy, just a bit soft in our thinking. Now guys, I know some great male chefs, and I like quiche, but if you’re making salmon bruton’, at least wear …
Looking for a hobby So, I’ve been looking into some new things to try to fill all my lonely hours. Well, I actually don’t have lonely hours. There are five people, four green plants, three animals, two rare orchids and a partridge-in a pear tree, living in my house. Well, not really. The partridge and …
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Thinking Deep Thoughts Every so often I sit back to ponder one of life’s great ponderables. Usually, the process of pondering ponderables, is precluded by pondering a peckish place, which promptly places my ponderings precisely upon pizza. And as we all know, pizza promptly replaces all previous ponderings, period. Bet you can’t say that five …
Please like me! Now I’ve never been a real popular person. This is probably because I’m just so good looking and highly intelligent that many others are jealous. I can understand that, and it’s a burden I have to bear. All this being said, a lot of people do like me. I mean, you like …
My perfect career Finally, I have discovered my dream job! I don’t know what it pays, but that doesn’t matter. When you’re doing what you love, the satisfaction is its own reward. Sadly, there’s not much information on which companies actually hire for this elite skill. I have searched all through Indeed.com, and frankly I …
The Ghost Of Christmas Past My grandmother used to tell us about Christmas when she was a little girl. Apparently, they cleaned the whole house, and set up their tree on Christmas Eve. They actually had real candles on that tree to light it up. I guess pine trees weren’t flammable back then. Well, either …
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