*New* Confessions of a Copier Technician: Fast Food, Angry Customers, and Stomach Problems

Starry Beginning A long time ago, in a lifetime far, far away there was stomach problems. Actually, it wasn’t all that long ago, and frankly it was my lifetime. However, that Star Wars opening line is really cool, and I’ve never been opposed to stealing really cool opening lines. Admittedly it would’ve been better if …

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My Boss, a Kitten‑Weapon Calendar, and the Day I Realized Everyone Is Lying

From Boring to Exciting A while ago, I walked into my boss’s office. Actually, I walk into her office several times a day. And frankly, not many of them are very memorable. Most are, in fact, very boring with stuff that would put the average insomniac into forever sleep. I did surprise her once and …

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