I Can’t Go There! Nature Lives There!!

Natural history In 1807 Napoleon Bonaparte, yea that one, (not the one who sang They’re Coming To Take Me Away Ha-ha (See Below)), arranged a rabbit hunt for the military. As rabbits are cute harmless animals, his men released a thousand rabbits onto a field. The rabbits attacked. If you want to hear me read …

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May It Please The Court, Some New Evidence Has Come To Light

It's only natural I have a healthy respect for Nature. In fact, I love Nature. When I go out into Nature, I am in awe of what I see. Unfortunately, Nature does not feel the same about me. Nature disrespects me whenever it can. Even, the lowly weeds in my garden are signs of Nature …

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Stupidity War!! Man vs Animal!!!

Or chids Or not In today’s installment of; Everything you wanted to know about Mr. Ohh! But were afraid to ask. We learn he is an Orchid enthusiast. Big deal! This just means, I buy extremely expensive plants, that will probably never bloom, and will most likely die because I don’t know how to care …

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Mr. Ohh! In Wonder (dog) Land

It started so easily I would have like to have said I was sitting under a tree in the shade, but the truth was it was it was just too dang hot. Therefore, I was sitting in the shade of my reading lamp, well maybe not shade, but work with me here. Yes I was …

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An Animal Is An Animal… Sort Of !!

Being a parent is hard As a parent I feel it is my duty to impart the wisdom I have gained upon my children. However, as a former child I’m fully aware, none of them are going to listen to me. That’s okay though. It’s all part of nature’s wonderful pattern. Children know everything, all …

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And Then There Were Three! OMG Will It Ever End??

Whiney Daughters I have come to the conclusion that it’s never a good idea to ask your teenaged daughter, if there is something wrong. If you do, she will undoubtedly tell you, in very long sentences, with very dramatic expressions. It’s usually a show worthy of Shakespeare except for one thing; The admission price is …

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Do I Get To Pet The Humans George?

A lot of folks have asked, what a genius like Mr. Ohh! does when not making striking observations of the world. Well three of you have asked. Okay, better make that two, I probably shouldn’t include my wife in all this. Either way, it may interest you all to know I have spent the last …

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