Welcome To Mr. Ohh! Prime! With Premium Access!! (well not really)

I remember... You know, sometimes I feel nostalgic about the old days. You know what I mean; A little house with a porch. An old man with a long beard sitting in a rocking chair. There’s a glass of lemonade on a small unsteady table nearby. An ancient hound-dog lays at his feet, looking like …

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Extra Extra Mr. Ohh! Has Hit The Airwaves

No it's not really World Laughter Day but for me it's almost as good. I have been put on the ari of a real radio station. The DJ even asked me to be the elf who helped him promote it here is the recording Yup this is really Mr. Ohh! Press play to hear Wasn't that …

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Going Around In My Election Cycle. Around And Around And Around…

Where shall I begin? Where I live, we just had a local election. Would like to know what I love about elections? When they’re over! The thing is, around here, they’re never over. They start about a year before you can vote, with folks at the market waving petitions in your face. Then a cute …

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No! Friends Are Not Worth It!

I haven’t shaved in two days and my hair is a mess. I have four beers in front of me, and you might wonder why, on this short flight between Canada and the USA, I would do that. The reason is actually very simple. Very odd, but simple. You see Canadian flight attendants on Canadian …

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We Play Whatever The Heck We Want

I was done sitting, doing nothing! I needed to get back to being essential. Like so many of you, I had other jobs before my current career. In reality, I did a bunch of things. I don’t like to brag… Well, actually I do, but this isn’t something to brag about. I hold a record …

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It can Happen To You Be Warned

I swore I would never do it, and I’ve been very successful thus far. As I was growing up, I promised all the creatures of Heaven, Hell, and every other world now living and dead that I would never become my father.  I have certified documents, signed and notarized, from all three of my children …

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Baby Its Repetitive Outside

Deck the halls and make merry. Tis the season to celebrate the wearing of ugly sweaters. Yes, late December has arrived and once again it has brought along with it the sticky gooey eggnogs and the lies to our children. Oh, I’m not talking about the Santa Claus myth. I believe in Santa completely. I’ve …

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