For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
It's all fun... I was listening to streaming audio today and heard something more idiotic than I am. It was an ad for a pharmacy telling us they provide immunization shots. Instead of saying, “Hi folks. We give shots, so come on in, and get one.” They told us a story: Mom is all enthusiastic …
. I just can't find it Several years ago, I had a job. Actually, I still have one. But only because, I lost the job I’m referring to. I really lost it. To this day I don’t know where they put it. You see, I was doing everything they wanted. Then one day I went …
To be a kid again You’ve probably noticed, I’m really a kid at heart. If you haven’t, well you just better, or I’m gonna tell my daddy. Uh! Sorry, I was gone. I’m back now. Either way it’s really true. I still like to jump in puddles. However, unlike years ago, now-a-days I hate having …
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Stop Sign “Our daughters are the most precious of our treasures, the dearest possessions of our homes and the objects of our most watchful love.” This is a quote from Margaret Sangster. Who was she? I had no idea, until I asked the all-powerful Google. Google knows everything. Especially, things I don’t want to know, …
A problem A good friend of mine recently came upon a problem. No, for all you comedians out there, the issue is not because she is my friend. We’ve been friends for over ten years. That particular inconvenience is not recent at all. So there! If you want to raed this Press Play If not …
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Why? I remember back when I was just a Little Ohh!, and not the foremost authority on everything I am today. There was a toy. It was several multi colored rings of varying sizes and a conical post. The object was, if you placed the rings in order, from largest to smallest, they would all …
Continue reading Eternal Questions That Even I Can’t Answer!!
The before picture When I was young, I had a bike. It was green with twenty-six-inch wheels. That’s sixty-six-centimeters for all those folks who don’t live in the US. Even bigger than the wheels of racing bikes they use in Olympics. Once again, proving that Mr. Ohh! is better. Better at what? I don’t know, …
Sorry You may have noticed I did not post last week. Ohh, I hope you noticed. I’m really sensitive about things like that, and you wouldn’t want to see me cry. It’s not a pretty sight. Then again, maybe you would. I mean people love horror movies. Don’t they? If you want to hear me …
Continue reading I Usually Like Food, And That’s What’s Eating Me!!
In Sickness I was feeling terrible, and getting concerned, so I went to the clinic. I was checked out by a nurse who looked like Heidi Klum, but wearing a lot more than what you might see at Victoria’s Secret runway show, which is where I last saw Heidi Klum. This nurse also had several …
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I like food BUT... I am not what one would call a foodie, but I do like to try different things. I’ve done some traveling across these United States and Canada and learned most regions have some interesting selections which can’t be found anywhere else. I’ve also learned that in every case these regional foods …
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