For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
A Prequel (because I've always wanted a prequel) Before I start, I want to say something. Of course, even after what I just said I understand I’ve already started simply by saying, “Before I start…” However, before I continue starting… Now there’s an interesting statement. Can one truly ‘continue starting’? I mean starting is something …
Continue reading THE QUEST; A Journey Of Miles, A Song Of Sorrow, And The Tale Of A Toilet Seat
I bought a house (sort of) Twenty-one years ago, I bought my house. I agreed to pay for this home for thirty years. Which means it really won’t be my home for another nine years. Of course, this only means I won’t pay the bank anymore. I will still have to make a monthly payment, …
I don't understand I once attended a comedy show. It was excellent except for one part. The headliner started a joke by saying how he hated ‘Stupid People.’ Then he proceeded to talk about these people, and his hatred, for over half an hour. I don’t understand. If he hates these folks as much as …
...and then tradgedy struck A couple of weeks ago the most terrible thing happened. I wasn’t going to mention this horror in my life, but now that some time has passed, I feel I can man up and tell the world without totally freaking out. What happened was… I’m going to start crying. What happened …
A Chairy Prospect There is a special bond that forms between a man and his chair. If that chair reclines with a foot rest, the bond grows even stronger. If that chair also has a mechanical Shiatsu massage function, he may forget about his wife and children for extended periods of time. Many men throw …
A good sign for a billboard Hello Fans, and welcome to another exciting edition of ‘Try It, You’ll Like It’ with Mr. Ohh!. Actually, a better title might be ‘Try IT! You’ll Get Very Excited About IT For A While. Then You’ll Start To Spend Lot’s Of Money On IT But Will Soon Lose Interest …
Continue reading Insert Tab A Into… Holy Schnarts Where The Heck Is Slot B??
Let me ask you You’ve probably heard that our friend covid caused some teensy-weensy delivery delays. Well, I’m here to say that’s just nuts! In fact, I ordered a refrigerator with my tax refund, and it arrived this week. Of course, it was my 2020 refund and I ordered it in March of 2021, but …
Continue reading Decisions, Decisions? Either Way I’m Always Wrong!!!
I have come to the conclusion that my sister and wife have joined forces against me. Ohh! They are extremely subtle about it, kind of like the top-secret missions the CIA undertook to get embarrassing photos of Humphrey J Watkins in the 1960’s. You don’t know who Humphrey J Watkins is? Well, I guess those …
A Mr. Ohh’s sideways view EXTRA. Wow people is this ever exciting. Today is world laughter day and I truly feel I’m not doing my share. Earlier I went outside, stood in the yard and threw pies in people’s faces, but the pedestrian community I live in just called the cops. The fine wasn’t too …
A while back I went to one of those store closing, liquidation sales. It was great. I got a bunch of brand-new stuff I needed at something like eighty percent off. My wife asked me to pick up a skillet for her. This was a mistake on her part. The large almost fatal mistake was …
Continue reading Mistake To Misery The Tale Of An Iron Skillet
