A Sweet Post… From A Salty Mr. Ohh!

Snack asiles The other day, I found myself in the snack aisle of my local market. I probably shouldn’t say, I found myself. In point of fact, I never lost myself. I was always right here, and the other day, ‘here’ just happened to be the snack aisle. Actually, I hasten to add, I’ve never …

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“BAD MEDECINE” is a good title Until I Think Of Something Better!!

Confusion in the form of a new doctor I had my annual checkup at the doctor’s office a week or so back and it was quite strange. First of all, I didn’t see my usual doctor. He left the clinic. Actually, he joined a new clinic, in quite a different capacity, but I shouldn’t be …

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I Won’t Do It!! And They Can’t Make Me!!!

There are many conspiracy theories all over the globe about shadow governments and secret societies that are hiding in the background covertly running the world for their own fun, profit, and most likely to get some cute girls, because they’re all funny looking. You see, I have found the best-looking women are attracted to powerful …

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Life Is Better Without A Phone… And Without Children!

Some of you may know and then again some of you may not know. In fact, some of you may not care at all. While others of my readers may care a lot, but I think most of you would rather I quit rambling on with random words and get to the point.  Some people …

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It’s False Advertising! That’s What It Is!!

The medical community is in an uproar. Apparently, they feel they haven’t stuck enough needles in folks in a long time, so they want us all to get two shots of Covid vaccine. I know some folks believe in these shots, and some don’t. Well, I’m not here to change your mind at all. No …

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World Laughter Day EXTRA

A Mr. Ohh’s sideways view EXTRA. Wow people is this ever exciting. Today is world laughter day and I truly feel I’m not doing my share. Earlier I went outside, stood in the yard and threw pies in people’s faces, but the pedestrian community I live in just called the cops. The fine wasn’t too …

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Life’s Too Short To Drink Cheap Beer

I want to know, and I want to know now, what ignorant sociopath came up with the plain donut? Is this a marketing tool of some kind? Perhaps, they think we can lose weight and feel-good eating plain donuts. Don’t be an idiot. It’s still deep-fired sugar filled dough. It still has about a bazillion …

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Thirty Two Dollars and Twenty Seven Cents

It’s done!!!!! I no longer must endure the medical tyranny which has been thrust upon my poor unfortunate soul. Free from the constant horror of mysterious calls at all hours of the day. Liberated from a blood debt so strong it has plagued my family for generations. Well not really, but it’s been a while.  …

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A Vidiot’s Guide To Self Improvement

Some of you may know and some of you may not know, while some of you may not care, and at the same time, some of you may not be available to do either because you’re vacationing in the mountains outside of Parkersburg, West Virginia. But I was involved in a traffic accident last November. …

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Something Wheely Wheely Bad

I have spoken to several medical personnel, and it is undeniable. Sweating and smelling bad are important for my health. Oddly, it is unhealthy to get your sweat by being lazy, lying in the sun. Which is a pain in the butt. I would have no trouble with getting my daily sweating in, if I …

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