For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
Amazing things Do you know what always amazes me? A lot of things actually. You would be hard pressed to pick one thing. Frankly, if you bothered to answer the question at all, you had a better than ninety percent chance you’d be right no matter what you said. Forget I mentioned it. It was …
The Mr. Ohh! Shopping System Here’s the Mr. Ohh! question of the day; Does anyone out there in blog land like to go holiday shopping? I bet I’ll get a resounding “NO! to this. I may get a few yesses and that’s cool, but still, I think ‘No’ will be the overwhelmingly popular answer. And …
No it's not really World Laughter Day but for me it's almost as good. I have been put on the ari of a real radio station. The DJ even asked me to be the elf who helped him promote it here is the recording Yup this is really Mr. Ohh! Press play to hear Wasn't that …
Holiday Cooking... I like to cook as much as anybody. Okay, that’s a lie. I guess I shouldn’t start lying so quickly. I mean it could set the wrong tone of the post. Also, at this time of year, Santa is watching. If I keep telling lies, I won’t get the newest kitchen gadget under …
Holiday Spirits Ohh, how I love the holiday season. I love it all; The dinners, The eggnog, The carols, The brandy-soaked treats, The decorations, The peppermint schnapps, The shopping, The holiday ales, and of course the fact that we get together so often with friends to drink bourbon. Yep, I love it. (hic) Excuse me. …
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An old problem In America and maybe the world there is an aging population. Like you needed me to tell you that. As a result, there is a growing industry surrounding aging. I myself get somewhere between four to about nine-hundred robot calls every asking me if I’m ready for aging. No, I’m Not! I’m …
Continue reading I’m Concerened For the Man, He’s Old And Frail!!
The bad and the good of it I’m not one to jump up on a soap box and start criticizing the world. Well, actually I am. But I’m not someone who tries to impose my views on others. Okay, I do that too. But I’m certainly not the type of person who looks at everyone …
A bad song worth a couple hundred words Last Christmas, I gave you, my heart. The very next day, you gave it away… Ohh boo hoo! You broke up a year ago and you’re still pining. No matter how you look at it, this is not my problem, yet it’s played all over the radio. …
Continue reading It Was Christmas Eve… Last Year… Or Something Like That
Welcome to a Mr. Ohh! Christmas I would like to wish everyone in my audience the most blessed and happy of holiday seasons. Enough of the mushy stuff, let’s get to the complaining. I don’t want to be a complainer, but like you, I want the most perfect holiday ever. Sadly, I’ve learned that that’s …
Questions... I have a question. The stupid thing is that I will still have this very same question when I finish this post. In fact, by the end, I will probably have even more questions, because my brain is constantly working, and as such wonders about several things all at once. It’s really a burden …
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