For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
Let's start with the Disclamer There are some things in life which a person has been waiting for, and they never even knew they were waiting for it. Wow, that sounded intelligent! If I didn’t know better, I’d think this was one of those inspirational blogs with oboe music and fancy words like transcendental. It’s …
Continue reading My Life The Musical or (High schoolers are still nuts)
About the post I’m a big fan of the Harry Potter book series by J.K. Rowling. Many of you will say this is great while some won’t care a whole lot. There will probably also be a third group of others who will yawn loudly and go back to bed saying, “Who the heck is …
Continue reading Be All You Can Be… As Long As You Can Figure Out The Instructions
What are we learning from? In my house there is a light switch in our downstairs bathroom. If you flip it up, the lights go on. If you flip it down, the lights stay on. This switch has a trick. You have to push the switch slightly to the left and down to make the …
Continue reading It’s Not What We Learn… It’s Who Is Teaching Us??
I am lost in a confusing world My life just keeps getting messed up, and I can’t figure out why. I have my suspicions, but it concerns my children, and my wife thinks I blame my children far too much. The thing is we have a different view about them. My wife sees my three …
Continue reading And I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For
It started so simply 88 Open mouth, insert foot, close mouth. 89 Open mouth, insert foot, close mouth. Oh, I’m sorry, I’m being punished and have to write that one hundred times. Yes, you heard correct. Mr. Ohh! is being disciplined because I did something that not only embarrassed the heck out of one of …
My wife and I have a glorious marriage. She tells me we do anyway. Actually, I believe her on this one, because it seems around our house everything runs very smoothly. We have been together long enough that we understand each other’s needs, pick up the slack when one or the other has a bad …
Continue reading You Can’t Live With ‘Em And No Exterminater Will Touch ‘Em
You may or not believe this but there was a time when caller ID didn’t exist. I don’t know when that was but I read about it in the history books. I do know it would have been handy to have if it was around for the dinosaurs. Imagine a T-Rex with those tiny arms. …
Continue reading Will Mr. Likely Please Report To The Police Station?
There are many conspiracy theories all over the globe about shadow governments and secret societies that are hiding in the background covertly running the world for their own fun, profit, and most likely to get some cute girls, because they’re all funny looking. You see, I have found the best-looking women are attracted to powerful …
I can’t wait to have grandchildren. I’m going to love telling them how I walked to school, nine days every week, in thirteen feet of snow, during our eight-month winters, uphill both there and back, and this was after we spent four hours collecting cow eggs and milking chickens. How do you milk a chicken? …
I have come to the conclusion that my sister and wife have joined forces against me. Ohh! They are extremely subtle about it, kind of like the top-secret missions the CIA undertook to get embarrassing photos of Humphrey J Watkins in the 1960’s. You don’t know who Humphrey J Watkins is? Well, I guess those …
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