*SPOILER ALLERT* The following blog post may contain revelations from the movie Jumanji, Welcome To The Jungle You Have Been Warned SPOILER ALERT. Actually, it probably won’t, but how many times does a person get to write ‘spoiler alert’ in all capital letters. I’ve only done it twice in my life, and you just read both of them. …
We’re All Going To Die!! (Unless We’re Not)
Well it’s all over. We are all doomed. It is time to find a large rock and hide under it. Make sure you steal a shopping cart first, though. It comes in very handy for collecting used clothes, canned food, and random body parts while walking the post-apocalyptic streets. Armageddon has finally come. Again! Yes, …
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Made From Scratch
The other day I decided I wanted a slice of apple pie. To those of you who like apple pie, this should not come as a surprise. On the other hand, my wife prefers cherry pie. I’m not saying cherry pie isn’t great as well. I certainly don’t want the Cherry Growers Association to think …
Beware Of Perfect Situations
I am an avid reader. I know some of you may not care, but many of my followers have asked for more information about me. So please consider my first statement a little gift from the generous and benevolent Mr. Ohh!. For those of who don’t need the intimate details of my life and would …
There are things better than Facebook
Oh boy, is Mark Zuckerberg in trouble, or what? The founder and CEO of Facebook is truly in the hot seat this week. Well, he might’ve felt the heat a bit more if he didn’t require a cushion so that he could put his head above the table, but that’s another story. Either way, he …
Yes, But Is It REALLY That Good??
Boy, that must be some good coffee! I really don’t know. The reason is simple. I can’t get near the place. You see I sometimes take my kids to school at seven o’clock. When I do, I pass three fast food places and a doughnut shop. The thing is, there are at least three hundred …
The New ‘OLD’ Medical Miracle
Hey, everyone! I learned a new word today; Holistic Medicine. It apparently means climbing into a hole, (hence the name hole-istic), then filling the hole with hot water and herbs in the hopes of curing what ails you. Obviously, if you lived near a hot-spring, things were a bit easier. When ancient, practically prehistoric, people …
Did He Really Say That??
We have all heard our parents say stupid things. My father’s favorite was to come up to me while doing homework and ask, “Working hard, or hardly working?” Then he’d laugh and walk away. I admit it was worth a giggle in the first grade, but by the time I was a senior in college …
Perfect Princess Problems
Disney lied. Oh, I know that statement will get comments, but the truth must come out. Remember, I am not saying Disney cartoons and movies aren’t entertaining. They are. Also, I will admit I love the Disney parks. So, all of Disney is not necessarily corrupt. In fact, unless you have serious issues about the …
Look What I Did!
I have done it! I may not be the first person to ever have done it, but it wouldn’t surprise me if I was. I have reached the pinnacle of good housekeeping. I expect any minute now, some magazine or news outlet will be breaking down my door to find out how it was done. …
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