For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is a somber time for all of us. But there is I group of people that I think should be remembered even though, frankly; they don’t want us to. They are suffering. With all of us staying at home their livelihoods have been completely been disrupted. They won’t be receiving any …
I thought I was the master of my house, but I was sadly mistaken. My children, once again, got exactly what they wanted without my consent. I guess there is no denying it. I am now the proud owner of a cat. Oh, but not just any cat. A Bengal Cat. A rare breed apparently …
Well life as we know it has ceased. The apocalypse is surely upon us. My uncle Ben’s trick knee has been throbbing like a son-of-a-gun, and if that doesn’t mean the end of the world, I don’t know what does. Sure, the kids are home from school and the NBA has suspended all games, but …
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Wow! It has been quite a month. The virus has shut down the world. We have all taken to self-quarantine. Liquor stores have been named essential businesses and apparently schools are not. I even heard a rumor that a politician did something intelligent. Who would have ever expected that? Unprecedented events like these are happening …
Where has all simplicity gone, long time passing. Where has all simplicity gone, long, long time ago. Where has all simplicity gone, Corona destroyed it everyone. When will we get it back? When will we get it back? If You Want To Hear Me Read This Press Play If Not Read On This may be …
Spring is here, spring is here. Life is skittles, life is beer. I think the very best time of the year is the spring. I do. Don’t you? I think I’d better stop now before Tom Lehrer comes after me for plagiarism. I don’t really mean to copy him, but frankly, I like the sentiment …
I was listening to a comedian the other day, and he was talking about his father. Basically, he noted that for the first several years of his life he thought his name was, “Oh Crap”. As in, “Oh Crap, did you make this mess?” or, “Oh Crap, why are you looking through that window?” and …
The world health organization is once again panicking, and that’s got the media in an uproar due to the fact that there are too many news organizations and too few news stories. How are they all going to fill twenty-four hours a day with only one health scare? I am not referring to the Corona …
I swore I would never do it, and I’ve been very successful thus far. As I was growing up, I promised all the creatures of Heaven, Hell, and every other world now living and dead that I would never become my father. I have certified documents, signed and notarized, from all three of my children …
I was attending my local writing seminar and was shocked. As the group read their submissions almost all of the writers, who chose to share something, were writing their memoirs. I never thought of that. Sure, we have all had some interesting experiences, but none of us have ever been president or eaten five-hundred chicken …
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