For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
Questions that don't need answers The question has often been asked; “What Kind of idiot do you think I am??” This question fascinates me, because it implies there are multiple kinds of idiots. In my humble opinion there is only one kind. An idiot is an idiot. i.e. Someone who does idiotic things. Little things, …
Colorful history In 1912 the first electric traffic light was installed in Cleveland, Ohio. Wow! That’s a great bit of trivia. But I’m betting you don’t really care all that much. Actually, I don’t care all that much either. So, we’re all in the same boat. However, there is a point to all this nonsense, …
Continue reading The Truth About Traffic Signals: Stop, Go, and Confusion
I saw the sign I was driving across town the other day and saw an amazing sign. Okay the sign wasn’t all that amazing. Actually, it was rather ordinary; White background with black block letters. It did have a cute red logo on the bottom. Well, I think the logo was cute, but I didn’t …
A trying begining Let me try to set the scene. I mean I’ll understand everything I say because I was there. Sadly, you weren’t, and may not understand my scene-setting techniques. Then again, I might not be very good this, and must take my share in the blame if the scene is not properly set. …
Stop Sign “Our daughters are the most precious of our treasures, the dearest possessions of our homes and the objects of our most watchful love.” This is a quote from Margaret Sangster. Who was she? I had no idea, until I asked the all-powerful Google. Google knows everything. Especially, things I don’t want to know, …
An old problem In America and maybe the world there is an aging population. Like you needed me to tell you that. As a result, there is a growing industry surrounding aging. I myself get somewhere between four to about nine-hundred robot calls every asking me if I’m ready for aging. No, I’m Not! I’m …
Continue reading I’m Concerened For the Man, He’s Old And Frail!!
In Sickness I was feeling terrible, and getting concerned, so I went to the clinic. I was checked out by a nurse who looked like Heidi Klum, but wearing a lot more than what you might see at Victoria’s Secret runway show, which is where I last saw Heidi Klum. This nurse also had several …
Continue reading Me And Her Against The World… And She’s A Double Agent!!
On Vacation Greetings weary travelers. To all of you who have taken their summer vacations, I salute you. The reason I’m saluting you, is after my own vacation, my right arm is about the only thing I can move. I’m exhausted. I did so much in the last six days, even my eyelids hurt. I …
Continue reading Customs Change, Languages Change, But Road Construction Is Forever!!!
Not the best of times It was the worst of times and trust me I didn’t need two cities to know it was, because I was in the drive-thru line, at a local hamburger place. If I had another city, some best of times might’ve shown up, but I couldn’t have gotten there anyway. I …
A Question I can say proudly that my dog is ugly. I’m not talking really ugly, not the kind of ugly were folks say, “Aww! He’s so ugly he’s cute.” Nope, just plain ugly. About the only other thing I know about him is his name is; Wonder Dog. Yea, and my cat’s name is …
Mr. Ohh!'s Sideways View 