For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
In the olden days In days of yore the stalwart pioneers forged their way into the wilderness. Those brave men and women trekked for miles, enduring harsh conditions, as the sun beat down on their sweaty brows all day. In these trying times it was the father who became the bold hero of the day. …
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A good sign for a billboard Hello Fans, and welcome to another exciting edition of ‘Try It, You’ll Like It’ with Mr. Ohh!. Actually, a better title might be ‘Try IT! You’ll Get Very Excited About IT For A While. Then You’ll Start To Spend Lot’s Of Money On IT But Will Soon Lose Interest …
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Welcome to College orientation Well, I have now been orientated, or maybe I should say indoctrinated, perhaps brain-washed is the most correct term. I’m not sure. What happened was I went to my son’s college introduction seminar and I kind of feel like I’ve joined a tribe. The speakers called it an inclusive college community. …
Continue reading I Think I Joind A Secret Society. I Hope I Don’t Die For Telling You About It
Confusion in the form of a new doctor I had my annual checkup at the doctor’s office a week or so back and it was quite strange. First of all, I didn’t see my usual doctor. He left the clinic. Actually, he joined a new clinic, in quite a different capacity, but I shouldn’t be …
Continue reading “BAD MEDECINE” is a good title Until I Think Of Something Better!!
A mother is a blessed creature I have a lovely wife and three wonderful children and they think the world of me. Yes, Mr. Ohh! is truly blessed to have a family that loves him unconditionally, as long as he’s doing exactly what they want him to do at exactly the time they want him …
Continue reading How Can I Miss You, If You Don’t Go Away?!?
Something for all the poetry lovers A nature poem from the pen, or more likely the computer, of the famed poet Mista Angel-Ohh! “If I were a bird I’d say Tweet, Tweet, Tweet. I’d go to the feeder, and Eat, Eat, Eat. Tasting yummy seeds, I’d think Yes, Yes, Yes. And proceed to make a …
Continue reading You’d Think Mother Nature Would Learn To Clean Up After Herself
A question I have a question for all of you. Not all of you really. Perhaps not even most of you. I don’t actually know who it’s for, because this would be part of the question and I haven’t asked it yet. It’s all quite confusing. I would ask this question of people I met …
A nice little story Imagine a small pristine country town surrounded by orchards, dairy farms and fields of corn. The town square has six buildings; A church, A store that sells everything, but it’s not Walmart. You have to drive ten miles to get to one of those. How inconvenient! Anyway, there’s also an abandoned …
No one can talk clearly about the future When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve political bonds which have connect them to another… What? In case you don’t study American history, this is a part of the first line of the American Declaration of Independence. A great …
Everything starts with a question I have a problem. Well, it’s not so much a problem as a question. But it’s not so much one question as a lot of questions about the same subject. What would you call that? I guess depending in the severity of the questions, that could be a problem. Then …
Continue reading Wear Your Life But Don’t Let Anybody See It
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