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Something for all the poetry lovers A nature poem from the pen, or more likely the computer, of the famed poet Mista Angel-Ohh! “If I were a bird I’d say Tweet, Tweet, Tweet. I’d go to the feeder, and Eat, Eat, Eat. Tasting yummy seeds, I’d think Yes, Yes, Yes. And proceed to make a …
Continue reading You’d Think Mother Nature Would Learn To Clean Up After Herself
Let's start with the Disclamer There are some things in life which a person has been waiting for, and they never even knew they were waiting for it. Wow, that sounded intelligent! If I didn’t know better, I’d think this was one of those inspirational blogs with oboe music and fancy words like transcendental. It’s …
Continue reading My Life The Musical or (High schoolers are still nuts)
About the post I’m a big fan of the Harry Potter book series by J.K. Rowling. Many of you will say this is great while some won’t care a whole lot. There will probably also be a third group of others who will yawn loudly and go back to bed saying, “Who the heck is …
Continue reading Be All You Can Be… As Long As You Can Figure Out The Instructions
As I write this, I am smiling. I have been declared a hero. No, I don’t need medals or citations. Just the knowledge that I have saved a small town from total disaster is enough for me. However, if you want to send cash, I will humbly accept it saying it will go toward animal …
Continue reading Chuck And Dave And The Tale Of The Laying Lion
In this life there are certain things we as humans need: Clean air to breathe, Sparkling water to drink, Wholesome food to eat, and a great mechanic with good prices to keep our cars going. Remember, when I say sparkling water, I mean that it sparkles when the sun hits it as it flows down …
Continue reading It’s Cold, Wet,And Good For You… What More Do You Want??
I just made a realization. This will be my one-hundred-seventy-fifth post and I rarely talk about myself. I happen to be one of the most amazing things I can imagine. In fact, I find myself an extremely fascinating, witty, highly intelligent, brilliant conversationalist. My wife goes so far as to say I’m a legend in …
It was the poet Joyce Kilmer who wrote, “I think that I shall never see, a greater pain in the rump than a tree!” No wait, sorry about that. It was his wife Aline, who was sick and tired of all the stupid rewrites. I’m starting to agree with her and I actually love trees. …
The other day, I was watching an educational television show all about insects. The thing is, it made no sense. For one thing, it talked about coloration and mentioned Monarch butterflies. Apparently, monarch butterflies are poisonous so birds don’t eat them. That made sense. Don’t eat poisonous bugs is good advice in anyone’s book, even …
This post is dedicated to my friend at Philosophy Through Photography Maybe check them out If You Want To Hear Me Read This Press Play If Not Read On It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. Actually, it wasn’t. It was pretty average all the way through. Let’s start this …
Continue reading Once Upon A Time There Was A Man Called Mr. Ohh!
My wife has a smart phone. I, in turn, have a stupid one. My phone works great. It rings. I say “Hello,” and hold conversations. After all, it’s a telephone. My wife’s smart phone is a device. That means it does a million things from telling jokes to predicting the weather to saying how long …
Continue reading In The Contest Man vs Nature… Nature Cheats
Mr. Ohh!'s Sideways View 