For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
A bad song worth a couple hundred words Last Christmas, I gave you, my heart. The very next day, you gave it away… Ohh boo hoo! You broke up a year ago and you’re still pining. No matter how you look at it, this is not my problem, yet it’s played all over the radio. …
Continue reading It Was Christmas Eve… Last Year… Or Something Like That
Something for all the poetry lovers A nature poem from the pen, or more likely the computer, of the famed poet Mista Angel-Ohh! “If I were a bird I’d say Tweet, Tweet, Tweet. I’d go to the feeder, and Eat, Eat, Eat. Tasting yummy seeds, I’d think Yes, Yes, Yes. And proceed to make a …
Continue reading You’d Think Mother Nature Would Learn To Clean Up After Herself
It was the poet Joyce Kilmer who wrote, “I think that I shall never see, a greater pain in the rump than a tree!” No wait, sorry about that. It was his wife Aline, who was sick and tired of all the stupid rewrites. I’m starting to agree with her and I actually love trees. …
Last year I was in a bar, or pub, biergarten, club, or whatever, for my international followers. Don’t say I never think of you people. Though I still don’t understand why English isn’t English the world over, I still love and respect you. Actually. I’m not sure they use English in the southern US, but …
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