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Well another one has come and gone. A holiday whose significance cannot be measured in anyway known to man. Some say it’s a spiritual experience, but I think it’s more than that. Others, who have seen both, feel it comes closer to the vibe of Woodstock with all its music and substances. For me it …
My wife has a smart phone. I, in turn, have a stupid one. My phone works great. It rings. I say “Hello,” and hold conversations. After all, it’s a telephone. My wife’s smart phone is a device. That means it does a million things from telling jokes to predicting the weather to saying how long …
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Several months ago, I got a letter from my old alma mater. Whoopee!! So, they need more cash and think they should ask poor shmucks who haven’t come close to using their degrees in years to give it to them. You’d think intelligent professors in academia, would get the hint; I’m not sending you any …
Today I want to tell you all about talent. Specifically, MY talent. Hey, as they say “Some folks got it and some don’t.” The thing is you never know until somebody recognizes your talent and sends you to the right place. Then it’s Beverly Hills all the way: Swimming-Pools, Higher tax brackets, and Tell-All-Books about …
I have to the conclusion that there are two kinds of people; Those who like fried goat with spicy avocado garlic sauce, and those who don’t. I fall in to the former category, and I really don’t know why I told you all this, except that I just tasted a new recipe and I can’t …
I was done sitting, doing nothing! I needed to get back to being essential. Like so many of you, I had other jobs before my current career. In reality, I did a bunch of things. I don’t like to brag… Well, actually I do, but this isn’t something to brag about. I hold a record …
Over the years, I have done a considerable amount of research, and the results have been astounding. The greatest thing I have learned from researching is that I hate to do research, which makes this post a greater thrill for all of you. If You Want To Hear Me Read This Press Play If Not …
Continue reading Totally Unbiased Completely Objective Comparison Test
To my adoring fans I can’t take credit for today’s post. It was actually written by my daughter, Princess Ohh!. I am transcribing it, and because I don’t believe in pure journalism, I will be making editorial comments along the way. If you don’t think that’s proper, I will be happy to introduce you to …
Last Wednesday I awoke and went into the bathroom. I realize this doesn’t sound very exciting, and isn’t up to my usual riveting standards, but let me assure you things will get better soon. Anyway, I was in the bathroom and flipped the light switch. However, flipping the switch yielded no light. Now there are …
As the song goes “My girl likes to party all the time, party all the time, party all the tiiime!” You know, I think we’re all a little like this. We love to celebrate, but it changes as we get older. When we’re a baby we sit in the middle of the room and everyone …
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