I saw my first bikini of the season today. It was pink with large blue flowers strategically placed in completely inappropriate places. I’m blushing just thinking about it. The only thing was, it was a little showy for a white mannequin without a head, or legs and arms for that matter. Of course, it was …
We The People In Order To Form A More Perfect Dinner
Well it’s 2019. If your reading this, congratulate yourself because you made it. Then again, I probably could have just said, Congratulations. Because if you aren’t reading this you would never know if I said it or not. Also, if you didn’t make it you could be reading this on some astral plane but unable …
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The Perks of Age
Isn’t it odd the we humans are never satisfied with our age. From the first years of our life we want to be a different age. When we are three we want to be five so we can go to school. At five we want to be ten so we can walk to school with …
Big Brother In 2018
This is a highlighted post originally from July 8 2018 OK, I am officially FREAKED OUT!!! I acquired a new laptop recently, and it’s stalking me. It’s not a love thing like that old Twilight Zone episode. It’s more like an awkward meeting at a party. I just took it out of the box and …
Falsehoods
“To be or not to be” That may have been the question in 1599 when Hambone, oops I mean Hamhock, no it’s, (sound of person thinking) Ham Sandwich… maybe? I got it. It’s Hamlet! Hamlet was the one pondering his existence in 1599. But what about today? Is it still THE question four-hundred plus years …
A Visit From St Mayhem
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the placeDad’s annoyance was growing. He had a red face. The stockings were hung in the corner by stringOne wonders why tradition would make such a thing?The children were nestled all snug in their bedsWhile electronic visions danced in their headsWith mom in her jammies and me …
12 Realities of Christmas
Oh, by gosh, by golly, it’s time for Mistletoe and Holly, and I think It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year. Time to get out the Oh, Tannenbaum, and set up the Jingle Bells. Let’s sit by the fire, on a Silent Night, and her stories about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and what happens Up On the Housetop. By the way, …
Write Some New Christmas Songs, For Crying Out Loud!
I was listening to the radio last week or so and a delightful, heartwarming story came on. The host was asking folks when the Christmas season starts for them. Some said the day after Thanksgiving, others the first of December. Those in retail think it starts in early October when the lighted trees arrive and …
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Wrap Up to the Holiday Season
Hi all. I wish you a very happy holiday, no matter what holiday, or holidays, you might celebrate. I want to wish all who read this a short moment of peace in this hectic season. Grab yourself a warm beverage, coffee, tea, chocolate, or alcoholic. It doesn’t matter. Throw a comforter, or quilt around yourself …
Christmas Is Coming! (Provided Someone Saves Santa)
All right, let’s get something straight right from the start. I love Santa Claus. Love, love, love him. I love the whole thing, the reindeer, the sleigh, going down the chimney, the obscure need to make toys when you can buy in bulk and save so much money in elf labor, everything. If I had …
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Mr. Ohh!'s Sideways View 