Consider the vacuum cleaner. This household device can be quite the enigma. For instance, when it’s broken, things can be extremely annoying. In other words, it really sucks, if the vacuum doesn’t suck. Conversely, if it sucks like it should, then nothing sucks. But it can also suck a lot, if the sucker only sucks …
I Promise To Love And Cherish You, But Not Share My Password!
I was listening to the radio yesterday when a strange article came on, talking about couples sharing each other’s passwords. That, in and of itself, is not terribly noteworthy. I listen to talk radio sometimes, and they are always putting up reports on strange subjects. I want that job. Not the radio job, although being …
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Rock 4 Prez
*SPOILER ALLERT* The following blog post may contain revelations from the movie Jumanji, Welcome To The Jungle You Have Been Warned SPOILER ALERT. Actually, it probably won’t, but how many times does a person get to write ‘spoiler alert’ in all capital letters. I’ve only done it twice in my life, and you just read both of them. …
We’re All Going To Die!! (Unless We’re Not)
Well it’s all over. We are all doomed. It is time to find a large rock and hide under it. Make sure you steal a shopping cart first, though. It comes in very handy for collecting used clothes, canned food, and random body parts while walking the post-apocalyptic streets. Armageddon has finally come. Again! Yes, …
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Made From Scratch
The other day I decided I wanted a slice of apple pie. To those of you who like apple pie, this should not come as a surprise. On the other hand, my wife prefers cherry pie. I’m not saying cherry pie isn’t great as well. I certainly don’t want the Cherry Growers Association to think …
Beware Of Perfect Situations
I am an avid reader. I know some of you may not care, but many of my followers have asked for more information about me. So please consider my first statement a little gift from the generous and benevolent Mr. Ohh!. For those of who don’t need the intimate details of my life and would …
There are things better than Facebook
Oh boy, is Mark Zuckerberg in trouble, or what? The founder and CEO of Facebook is truly in the hot seat this week. Well, he might’ve felt the heat a bit more if he didn’t require a cushion so that he could put his head above the table, but that’s another story. Either way, he …
Yes, But Is It REALLY That Good??
Boy, that must be some good coffee! I really don’t know. The reason is simple. I can’t get near the place. You see I sometimes take my kids to school at seven o’clock. When I do, I pass three fast food places and a doughnut shop. The thing is, there are at least three hundred …
The New ‘OLD’ Medical Miracle
Hey, everyone! I learned a new word today; Holistic Medicine. It apparently means climbing into a hole, (hence the name hole-istic), then filling the hole with hot water and herbs in the hopes of curing what ails you. Obviously, if you lived near a hot-spring, things were a bit easier. When ancient, practically prehistoric, people …
Did He Really Say That??
We have all heard our parents say stupid things. My father’s favorite was to come up to me while doing homework and ask, “Working hard, or hardly working?” Then he’d laugh and walk away. I admit it was worth a giggle in the first grade, but by the time I was a senior in college …
