For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
I was shopping at my local market and happened to notice the tabloids at the checkout. I learned in words two-inches-high that Jen is dating again. Oh, my goodness, I thought. I was afraid Jen might be alone for all time. She’s had such a horrible love life up to this point, and after that …
Continue reading Princess Charlotte Was Caught Using Dirty Words… Big Deal!!!
You may, or may not, have guessed this, but I am what could be called the Black Sheep of my family. I could also be called a rogue genius. I like that! Heck I could be called a spaceman but it really wouldn’t mean anything. I don’t have a billion dollars to pay for being …
Continue reading If All Your Friends Say Cosine Theta Is .725 Do You Say So Too???
Like many people around the world, I drink a cup of coffee most every morning. Unlike many of those people I drink it black. Why? Because I like the taste of coffee. Not just the idea of coffee the actual taste. My uncle tells me he loves the taste of coffee as much as I …
Continue reading A Lovely Bouquet With Notes Of Tangerine And Raw Sewage
I have a confession to make. It pains me to admit it, but as all the doctors say. “Admitting the problem is the first step to healing” And we must listen to doctors. They study for twelve years and do things like research and clinical studies, just so people listen to them. I don’t even …
The medical community is in an uproar. Apparently, they feel they haven’t stuck enough needles in folks in a long time, so they want us all to get two shots of Covid vaccine. I know some folks believe in these shots, and some don’t. Well, I’m not here to change your mind at all. No …
Continue reading It’s False Advertising! That’s What It Is!!
My aunt Grace is a lovely lady. Senile, crazy, nuts, out of touch, sure, but lovely. My daughter and I went to visit her last week and she put out of a bowl of snacks. Now, you may ask what my aunt would put out for snacks. You may not, because experience would make Chips …
As I write this, I am smiling. I have been declared a hero. No, I don’t need medals or citations. Just the knowledge that I have saved a small town from total disaster is enough for me. However, if you want to send cash, I will humbly accept it saying it will go toward animal …
Continue reading Chuck And Dave And The Tale Of The Laying Lion
Oh Boy am I excited! I have been designated to receive a unique honor. This one-of-a-kind opportunity doesn’t come along to just anybody. I, Mr. Ohh! have been moved from just being one of the masses to the status of royalty. If you’ve ever heard the song Royals, by Lorde, you know she’ll never be …
Continue reading A Special Offer Just For YOU… And Well Anybody
I just made a realization. This will be my one-hundred-seventy-fifth post and I rarely talk about myself. I happen to be one of the most amazing things I can imagine. In fact, I find myself an extremely fascinating, witty, highly intelligent, brilliant conversationalist. My wife goes so far as to say I’m a legend in …
I haven’t shaved in two days and my hair is a mess. I have four beers in front of me, and you might wonder why, on this short flight between Canada and the USA, I would do that. The reason is actually very simple. Very odd, but simple. You see Canadian flight attendants on Canadian …
Mr. Ohh!'s Sideways View 