*New* Ohh Deer! Ohh Krap!!

For animal lovers... I am an animal lover. Okay, I’ve never kissed a crocodile, or snuggled a Burmese python, so I guess I don’t love animals all that much. Then again from what I hear, I can truly say I don’t love animals as much, or in the way that Kathryn the Great loved horses. …

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Money And A Bunch Of Other Awful Stuff

...and then tradgedy struck A couple of weeks ago the most terrible thing happened. I wasn’t going to mention this horror in my life, but now that some time has passed, I feel I can man up and tell the world without totally freaking out. What happened was… I’m going to start crying. What happened …

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And Then There Were Three! OMG Will It Ever End??

Whiney Daughters I have come to the conclusion that it’s never a good idea to ask your teenaged daughter, if there is something wrong. If you do, she will undoubtedly tell you, in very long sentences, with very dramatic expressions. It’s usually a show worthy of Shakespeare except for one thing; The admission price is …

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It Was Christmas Eve… Last Year… Or Something Like That

A bad song worth a couple hundred words Last Christmas, I gave you, my heart. The very next day, you gave it away… Ohh boo hoo! You broke up a year ago and you’re still pining. No matter how you look at it, this is not my problem, yet it’s played all over the radio. …

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*What?? Sorry, No! The Elves Can’t Make That!!!

Questions... I have a question. The stupid thing is that I will still have this very same question when I finish this post. In fact, by the end, I will probably have even more questions, because my brain is constantly working, and as such wonders about several things all at once. It’s really a burden …

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You’d Think They’d Have A Bigger Vocabulary??

Maybe I shouldn't read articles I once read an article which stated; Humans only use about ten percent of their brain capacity. Now I’m not a scientist, but I find this unbelievable. I think this is just one of those things that some great person said so that sci-fi writers could have a starting point. …

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