You’d Think They’d Have A Bigger Vocabulary??

Maybe I shouldn't read articles I once read an article which stated; Humans only use about ten percent of their brain capacity. Now I’m not a scientist, but I find this unbelievable. I think this is just one of those things that some great person said so that sci-fi writers could have a starting point. …

Continue reading You’d Think They’d Have A Bigger Vocabulary??

I Think I Joind A Secret Society. I Hope I Don’t Die For Telling You About It

Welcome to College orientation Well, I have now been orientated, or maybe I should say indoctrinated, perhaps brain-washed is the most correct term. I’m not sure. What happened was I went to my son’s college introduction seminar and I kind of feel like I’ve joined a tribe. The speakers called it an inclusive college community. …

Continue reading I Think I Joind A Secret Society. I Hope I Don’t Die For Telling You About It

Alas, Poor Yorick… ICH!!! I’m Holding A Dead Guy’s Skull!

Misunderstanding Shakespeare “Thou mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!” Huh?? What the heck is that supposed to mean? This line is a direct quote from William Shakespeare, Henry IV: Part 1, and like so much of old Willy I don’t understand a word of it. I got out my handy-dandy dictionary and I looked up the words. First …

Continue reading Alas, Poor Yorick… ICH!!! I’m Holding A Dead Guy’s Skull!

Spider, Spike, And Skull Are A Pain In My S!!

I used to worry... In the before time, I thought my daughter turning sixteen would worry me to exhaustion because she would suddenly develop “Girl Parts”, become an emotional hurricane, start talking about boys, and want expensive clothes I can’t afford. I have enough problems without a pubescent female homo-sapien roaming my house wanting me …

Continue reading Spider, Spike, And Skull Are A Pain In My S!!

It’s Not What We Learn… It’s Who Is Teaching Us??

What are we learning from? In my house there is a light switch in our downstairs bathroom. If you flip it up, the lights go on. If you flip it down, the lights stay on. This switch has a trick. You have to push the switch slightly to the left and down to make the …

Continue reading It’s Not What We Learn… It’s Who Is Teaching Us??

Don’t Worry, Your Father Knows… NOTHING!!

As the father, it is believed that I know everything. My wife believes it, and my children call me the fountain of eternal knowledge. I love these titles and would do anything to maintain this air of mystique, except for one tiny little problem. It’s all a load of refried-monkey-dung. I don’t know what bunk …

Continue reading Don’t Worry, Your Father Knows… NOTHING!!

If All Your Friends Say Cosine Theta Is .725 Do You Say So Too???

You may, or may not, have guessed this, but I am what could be called the Black Sheep of my family.  I could also be called a rogue genius. I like that! Heck I could be called a spaceman but it really wouldn’t mean anything. I don’t have a billion dollars to pay for being …

Continue reading If All Your Friends Say Cosine Theta Is .725 Do You Say So Too???