*New* The Bizarre Evolution of Parties: From Family Noise to Silent Texting

Family history I remember when I was about twenty, my siblings and I all got together for a game night. There were all six of us, several better halves, and three folks my family just adopted for no apparent reason. They were just always around, and nobody asked why. They could’ve been homeless for all …

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The Truth About Cleaning and Pet Happiness

I'm not doing it That’s it, I am never cleaning my house ever again. Wow, that was a bit harsh. Let’s try again; After due deliberation, I’ve decided to never clean my house from here on in. Yes, this is much more socially acceptable. Let’s run with it. If you want to hear me read …

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How a Zombie Flower Defied All Odds (or The Legend of the Lone Hyacinth)

I have been super busy thie week and was afraid I'd dissapoint you all and not post. Then I remembered this bit of hilarity from seven years ago. Enjoy it again, or for the first time. Far Away A long time ago, when the lawless west was being forged by the pioneers, a solitary territorial …

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Ignoring the Experts: A Comedic Take on Self-Help and Positive Thinking

No More! Well, it’s official. I am never listening to the ‘so called’ experts ever again. There is only one expert whose advice I’ll always heed. That’s the guiding words of the great sage, Charles J. Daughtridge who once said, “What are you asking me for? Do whatever the hell you want. See if I …

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The Origin of Mr. Ohh!: A Comedic Revelation

Here I am From time-to-time I like to let you all in on the gloriousness it is to be me. Wow, that was a bit over-bearing. What I mean is; I don’t often talk about myself. Today I’m changing all that. You see, I was asked a question. A question that struck my very identity. …

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How To Cope with Winter Storms: A Humorous Journal

Snowed In In the past two weeks, we have had two major winter storms. We’re currently under two feet of snow. For those of you who don’t know what that means, Congratulations. For those who do, I don’t need to explain it. Either way, I’d rather not talk about it. In truth half of the …

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Reflections on 2025: From Crazy Resolutions to Candy Canes

Alud Lang Syne Another year is in the books. 2025 is over. I hear some of you screaming, “Thank Heaven!!” While others are sighing, “Aww, I’ll miss it.” Well, all I can is “Yall are crazy.” And I know crazy. I live with one of the craziest people this world has ever produced. Thing is …

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The Strange Mysteries of Christmas: Songs, Peppermint, and Other Stuff

Start with a song You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout. I’m telling why. Santa Claus is coming to town. We’ve all heard this holiday tune about a million times. In reality I haven’t got a clue if you’ve heard it or not. I just thought this was a good …

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Unconventional Christmas Traditions That Will Make You Laugh

Lets start this off American Thanksgiving has passed, and that means the Christmas season has officially begun. Well, for me anyway. Others, like to start the holiday at various times. But I’m not really very concerned about them. This is my post and I’ll start Christmas whenever I want. So there. The reason I know …

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From Cooking Show Memories to Bizarre Culinary Quests: A Journey

Hungry memories When I was just a lower case Ohh there was only one cooking show I knew of. It was called The Galloping Gourmet. The chef was named Graham Kerr. My mother watched this show religiously, wrote down the recipes on cards, then put them in a box so they could easily be found …

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