For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
About the post I’m a big fan of the Harry Potter book series by J.K. Rowling. Many of you will say this is great while some won’t care a whole lot. There will probably also be a third group of others who will yawn loudly and go back to bed saying, “Who the heck is …
Continue reading Be All You Can Be… As Long As You Can Figure Out The Instructions
What are we learning from? In my house there is a light switch in our downstairs bathroom. If you flip it up, the lights go on. If you flip it down, the lights stay on. This switch has a trick. You have to push the switch slightly to the left and down to make the …
Continue reading It’s Not What We Learn… It’s Who Is Teaching Us??
I am lost in a confusing world My life just keeps getting messed up, and I can’t figure out why. I have my suspicions, but it concerns my children, and my wife thinks I blame my children far too much. The thing is we have a different view about them. My wife sees my three …
Continue reading And I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For
You may or not believe this but there was a time when caller ID didn’t exist. I don’t know when that was but I read about it in the history books. I do know it would have been handy to have if it was around for the dinosaurs. Imagine a T-Rex with those tiny arms. …
Continue reading Will Mr. Likely Please Report To The Police Station?
There are many conspiracy theories all over the globe about shadow governments and secret societies that are hiding in the background covertly running the world for their own fun, profit, and most likely to get some cute girls, because they’re all funny looking. You see, I have found the best-looking women are attracted to powerful …
I can’t wait to have grandchildren. I’m going to love telling them how I walked to school, nine days every week, in thirteen feet of snow, during our eight-month winters, uphill both there and back, and this was after we spent four hours collecting cow eggs and milking chickens. How do you milk a chicken? …
I have come to the conclusion that my sister and wife have joined forces against me. Ohh! They are extremely subtle about it, kind of like the top-secret missions the CIA undertook to get embarrassing photos of Humphrey J Watkins in the 1960’s. You don’t know who Humphrey J Watkins is? Well, I guess those …
Hello to the world from Mr. Ohh!’s Sideways View. I just got my report from Google Analytics and I have reached an interesting milestone. This month I had more hits from the rest of the world than I did from the USA. Of course, America is only six percent of the landmass of the world …
Continue reading I’m Scared Of New Cars!! Ohh The Consequences
As the father, it is believed that I know everything. My wife believes it, and my children call me the fountain of eternal knowledge. I love these titles and would do anything to maintain this air of mystique, except for one tiny little problem. It’s all a load of refried-monkey-dung. I don’t know what bunk …
Some of you may know and then again some of you may not know. In fact, some of you may not care at all. While others of my readers may care a lot, but I think most of you would rather I quit rambling on with random words and get to the point. Some people …
Continue reading Life Is Better Without A Phone… And Without Children!
Mr. Ohh!'s Sideways View 