For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
The democratic process Oh joy, election season is upon us. In these United States, this is actually a very easy statement to make, because in the US it’s always election season. The moment, and I mean the very second, a winning candidate is announced, somebody announces they’re running for that office next time. If you …
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What I Know Look, I’ve been an entertainer for long time. In fact, I was on the road as a stand-up comedian for a couple of years. I don’t know if I was hilarious or not. But many folks find throwing things at the stage quite enjoyable. So, either way, I was a hit. These …
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The pageantry I think I finally figured it all out. Well, maybe not all of it, but at least one great big thing. To have figured it all out would take some omnipotent being. Even if they did, they would probably look at us crazy humans and shake their head. I mean, we’re pretty weird. …
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A Disclaimer I don’t want to sound judgmental, but there are an awful lot of idiots out there. Everyone has the right to be stupid, and I will defend this right to my dying day. Founding fathers died defending you right to be nuts. On the other hand, way too many folks are abusing this …
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Where shall I begin? Where I live, we just had a local election. Would like to know what I love about elections? When they’re over! The thing is, around here, they’re never over. They start about a year before you can vote, with folks at the market waving petitions in your face. Then a cute …
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For animal lovers... I am an animal lover. Okay, I’ve never kissed a crocodile, or snuggled a Burmese python, so I guess I don’t love animals all that much. Then again from what I hear, I can truly say I don’t love animals as much, or in the way that Kathryn the Great loved horses. …
When God Closes A Store I just read some shocking news. A local Baby superstore is going to close at the end of the year. At first, I remembered my two and a half adult children and thought, “Who cares?” You must understand that as an American I’m supposed to ignore any problem that doesn’t …
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I sincerely tried Ohh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to make people happy!!! I know this isn’t the exact quote but mine is much more apropos to my situation, seeing as how everything I have written or said, up to this point has been one hundred percent true, and humorous; …
I’m not a political person. I think all politicians are all idiots, but then again so am I, and since it takes one to know one, I guess it does make me uniquely qualified to talk about them. I admit, I do enjoy reading about them. In The United States, the speaker of the house …
Oh Boy am I excited! I have been designated to receive a unique honor. This one-of-a-kind opportunity doesn’t come along to just anybody. I, Mr. Ohh! have been moved from just being one of the masses to the status of royalty. If you’ve ever heard the song Royals, by Lorde, you know she’ll never be …
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