For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
Where shall I begin? Where I live, we just had a local election. Would like to know what I love about elections? When they’re over! The thing is, around here, they’re never over. They start about a year before you can vote, with folks at the market waving petitions in your face. Then a cute …
Continue reading Going Around In My Election Cycle. Around And Around And Around…
Something my brother The other day my brother and I were having dinner. He mentioned how much he likes sushi. I prefer sashimi, not wanting all that rice. He countered by identifying the various varieties and textures of sushi, maintaining that sashimi was, after all, just fish. I actually agreed with him. However, I responded, …
Continue reading Really!! How Real Is The Reality In Reality TV??
Sorry I was gone You may have noticed I haven’t posted in a couple of weeks. Ohh, I hope you noticed it. I mean if you didn’t, it might mean I am not the singular most important thing in your life. I don’t think I could handle that kind of rejection. I would cry. You …
Here's to all those with long Polish Names This post is for all for those poor Americans who have suffered their entire lives with long Eastern European last names. We have finally gotten our due. We are exacting our revenge from those Smiths and Joneses who have never had their names butchered by well-meaning teachers …
Emotions and TV shows Do you know what I hate? No, I guess you don’t. If you did you would have said, “Sure Do, Mr. Ohh!” or something like that, and went back to watching MASH reruns. Now, that’s something I really hate. With all the channels available on all those many broadcast TV, cable, …
Continue reading There’s No I In Team… Maybe Not The Way You Spell It!!
Mr Ohh! vs. technology When it comes to technology there are several kinds of people. There are the early-adopters, those folks who have to have the newest thing the day it comes out, and know how to operate it, even before it’s been programed. I’m not one of those. Next, there are the ones who …
Continue reading If There’s A World Wide Web… I’d Hate To Meet That Spider!!
A mother is a blessed creature I have a lovely wife and three wonderful children and they think the world of me. Yes, Mr. Ohh! is truly blessed to have a family that loves him unconditionally, as long as he’s doing exactly what they want him to do at exactly the time they want him …
Continue reading How Can I Miss You, If You Don’t Go Away?!?
I sincerely tried Ohh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to make people happy!!! I know this isn’t the exact quote but mine is much more apropos to my situation, seeing as how everything I have written or said, up to this point has been one hundred percent true, and humorous; …
A little bit of history In 1897 an eight-year-old girl, named Virginia O’Hanlon, wrote the New York Sun, a newspaper which is now out of business, a letter asking is there was a Santa Claus. The answer to her question, “Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus”, has become the most reprinted article in the …
It started so simply 88 Open mouth, insert foot, close mouth. 89 Open mouth, insert foot, close mouth. Oh, I’m sorry, I’m being punished and have to write that one hundred times. Yes, you heard correct. Mr. Ohh! is being disciplined because I did something that not only embarrassed the heck out of one of …
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