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Pondering The other day I was pondering. Of course, if you decide to ponder, it’s always better to ponder life’s great ponderables. If you’re not pondering ponderables, it’s really a worthless ponder. However, when pondering ponderables everything becomes a ponder worth pondering. In fact, my simple pondering came up with a fascinating ponderable to ponder …
Where shall I begin? Where I live, we just had a local election. Would like to know what I love about elections? When they’re over! The thing is, around here, they’re never over. They start about a year before you can vote, with folks at the market waving petitions in your face. Then a cute …
Continue reading Going Around In My Election Cycle. Around And Around And Around…
The setting As the auditorium fills you see the black curtain hiding the stage. It is a scene of dread, and you feel a cold chill running down your back. Yep, the guy behind you spilled his Vodka & Tonic all over you and your seat. Why’d it have to be a sellout? No changing …
How things get started Years back, I did radio commercials for a car dealership with an Irish name. You probably don’t care, but since they paid me a hefty sum to make a fool of myself, speaking in an Irish accent, I do care. So There! The hook was, “You don’t have to have a …
Continue reading On Second Thought… Now Is Probably The Perfect Time To Panic
Sorry I was gone You may have noticed I haven’t posted in a couple of weeks. Ohh, I hope you noticed it. I mean if you didn’t, it might mean I am not the singular most important thing in your life. I don’t think I could handle that kind of rejection. I would cry. You …
Sorry for the bad news I hate to tell you all, but I have some bad news; I’m deceased. No wait, that’s not right, I should have said Mr. Ohh! is dead. Wait that’s too harsh. Mr. Ohh! has shuffled off this mortal coil, is now singing with the angels, and no longer has to …
Universal ponderinderings In the scope of all the problems in the universe, I guess this one isn’t really in the top ten. Actually, it might not even be in my top ten, but it annoys the snot out of me. I’m told to be patient. I’m told to accept the world as it is. You …
Continue reading A Man’s Pepperoni Is Not Necessarily The Best Sausage
A false start and false hopes Well, it’s autumn. The season of change. It might have been the season of dollars except that was reserved for December, and the holidays of spending. Oops, I meant giving. Therefore, in September and October we are really only able to spend change. Was there a point to all …
A question I have a question for all of you. Not all of you really. Perhaps not even most of you. I don’t actually know who it’s for, because this would be part of the question and I haven’t asked it yet. It’s all quite confusing. I would ask this question of people I met …
I sincerely tried Ohh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to make people happy!!! I know this isn’t the exact quote but mine is much more apropos to my situation, seeing as how everything I have written or said, up to this point has been one hundred percent true, and humorous; …
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