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Here's to all those with long Polish Names This post is for all for those poor Americans who have suffered their entire lives with long Eastern European last names. We have finally gotten our due. We are exacting our revenge from those Smiths and Joneses who have never had their names butchered by well-meaning teachers …
Emotions and TV shows Do you know what I hate? No, I guess you don’t. If you did you would have said, “Sure Do, Mr. Ohh!” or something like that, and went back to watching MASH reruns. Now, that’s something I really hate. With all the channels available on all those many broadcast TV, cable, …
Continue reading There’s No I In Team… Maybe Not The Way You Spell It!!
Start with a song Over the river and through the woods, to grandmother’s house we go! The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh through white and drifted snow. Over the river and through the woods, now grandmother’s cap I spy. Hoorah for the fun. Is the pudding done? Hoorah for the pumpkin pie. …
Continue reading The Truth About Grandparents Is There’s No Truth About Grandparents
When God Closes A Store I just read some shocking news. A local Baby superstore is going to close at the end of the year. At first, I remembered my two and a half adult children and thought, “Who cares?” You must understand that as an American I’m supposed to ignore any problem that doesn’t …
Continue reading Babies’ Butts, Politicians, And Other Important Issues
Hi everyone here's a Mr. Ohh! extra and I have a favor to ask all of you If you've loved my stuff I have weirrten an Album called Finally SomeNew Holiday Songs (no duh iot's written at the top) Anyway I've taken 10 modern songs and turned them into Christmas songs most fo my followers …
I thought you could trust books Okay enough is too much! My childhood has been officially ruined. It was ruined by a book. Books were always our friends. Books took us to far-off, imaginary places. Books got you out of studying for your algebra test. It’s true. When my mother asked if I was studying, …
Continue reading Snidley Whiplash, Where Are You When We Need You??
Mr Ohh! vs. technology When it comes to technology there are several kinds of people. There are the early-adopters, those folks who have to have the newest thing the day it comes out, and know how to operate it, even before it’s been programed. I’m not one of those. Next, there are the ones who …
Continue reading If There’s A World Wide Web… I’d Hate To Meet That Spider!!
A false start and false hopes Well, it’s autumn. The season of change. It might have been the season of dollars except that was reserved for December, and the holidays of spending. Oops, I meant giving. Therefore, in September and October we are really only able to spend change. Was there a point to all …
My Mom I remember way back when, I used to sit on Mama Ohh!’s lap. She would tell me tales of the old country. These were probably all lies considering she was born and raised in Pennsylvania. Although, she does make a mean golabki, which are Polish cabbage rolls, paprikash, which is Polish chicken in …
A Chairy Prospect There is a special bond that forms between a man and his chair. If that chair reclines with a foot rest, the bond grows even stronger. If that chair also has a mechanical Shiatsu massage function, he may forget about his wife and children for extended periods of time. Many men throw …
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