For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
A scary scenerio Imagine you’re in a dark house and all alone. You’ve just watched a scary movie, so there’s a feeling of suspense in the air. Suddenly, from somewhere in the house you hear a ringing sound. You search a moment and you don’t have any phone. In fact, you’re not carrying any electronic …
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My littls car and the American dream I may be in the minority here but I like little cars. My fans outside of the US may not understand this statement, because it’s a bit ambiguous. In many places of the world All Cars are Little Cars. That may be true, but we here in America …
I do all this for you Do you want to know what I don’t understand? Of course, you do, because you hang on every word I bring to this forum. It was really just a rhetorical question at best, but it probably makes you feel better that I asked for your opinion instead of just …
Continue reading Save Her! She’s A Damsel In Distressed… JEANS!!
Here's to all those with long Polish Names This post is for all for those poor Americans who have suffered their entire lives with long Eastern European last names. We have finally gotten our due. We are exacting our revenge from those Smiths and Joneses who have never had their names butchered by well-meaning teachers …
Emotions and TV shows Do you know what I hate? No, I guess you don’t. If you did you would have said, “Sure Do, Mr. Ohh!” or something like that, and went back to watching MASH reruns. Now, that’s something I really hate. With all the channels available on all those many broadcast TV, cable, …
Continue reading There’s No I In Team… Maybe Not The Way You Spell It!!
Start with a song Over the river and through the woods, to grandmother’s house we go! The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh through white and drifted snow. Over the river and through the woods, now grandmother’s cap I spy. Hoorah for the fun. Is the pudding done? Hoorah for the pumpkin pie. …
Continue reading The Truth About Grandparents Is There’s No Truth About Grandparents
When God Closes A Store I just read some shocking news. A local Baby superstore is going to close at the end of the year. At first, I remembered my two and a half adult children and thought, “Who cares?” You must understand that as an American I’m supposed to ignore any problem that doesn’t …
Continue reading Babies’ Butts, Politicians, And Other Important Issues
Hi everyone here's a Mr. Ohh! extra and I have a favor to ask all of you If you've loved my stuff I have weirrten an Album called Finally SomeNew Holiday Songs (no duh iot's written at the top) Anyway I've taken 10 modern songs and turned them into Christmas songs most fo my followers …
I thought you could trust books Okay enough is too much! My childhood has been officially ruined. It was ruined by a book. Books were always our friends. Books took us to far-off, imaginary places. Books got you out of studying for your algebra test. It’s true. When my mother asked if I was studying, …
Continue reading Snidley Whiplash, Where Are You When We Need You??
Mr Ohh! vs. technology When it comes to technology there are several kinds of people. There are the early-adopters, those folks who have to have the newest thing the day it comes out, and know how to operate it, even before it’s been programed. I’m not one of those. Next, there are the ones who …
Continue reading If There’s A World Wide Web… I’d Hate To Meet That Spider!!
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