For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
I can’t wait to have grandchildren. I’m going to love telling them how I walked to school, nine days every week, in thirteen feet of snow, during our eight-month winters, uphill both there and back, and this was after we spent four hours collecting cow eggs and milking chickens. How do you milk a chicken? …
I have come to the conclusion that my sister and wife have joined forces against me. Ohh! They are extremely subtle about it, kind of like the top-secret missions the CIA undertook to get embarrassing photos of Humphrey J Watkins in the 1960’s. You don’t know who Humphrey J Watkins is? Well, I guess those …
Hello to the world from Mr. Ohh!’s Sideways View. I just got my report from Google Analytics and I have reached an interesting milestone. This month I had more hits from the rest of the world than I did from the USA. Of course, America is only six percent of the landmass of the world …
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As the father, it is believed that I know everything. My wife believes it, and my children call me the fountain of eternal knowledge. I love these titles and would do anything to maintain this air of mystique, except for one tiny little problem. It’s all a load of refried-monkey-dung. I don’t know what bunk …
Some of you may know and then again some of you may not know. In fact, some of you may not care at all. While others of my readers may care a lot, but I think most of you would rather I quit rambling on with random words and get to the point. Some people …
Continue reading Life Is Better Without A Phone… And Without Children!
I’ve come to the disturbing conclusion that I’ve been transported into a Michael Crichton novel. I’ve come to an even harsher second conclusion that my seventh grade English teacher, Mrs. Pilsner, will send me a nasty email because I used the contraction, I’ve twice in that first sentence. She the local head of the grammar …
Guess what I did this week? On second thought, don’t. There are literally billions of things I might have done and probably millions of things I did do that have nothing to do with that first question. Most of them are stupid and mundane. This week I spent a lot of time breathing, not very …
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I’m not a political person. I think all politicians are all idiots, but then again so am I, and since it takes one to know one, I guess it does make me uniquely qualified to talk about them. I admit, I do enjoy reading about them. In The United States, the speaker of the house …
I was shopping at my local market and happened to notice the tabloids at the checkout. I learned in words two-inches-high that Jen is dating again. Oh, my goodness, I thought. I was afraid Jen might be alone for all time. She’s had such a horrible love life up to this point, and after that …
Continue reading Princess Charlotte Was Caught Using Dirty Words… Big Deal!!!
You may, or may not, have guessed this, but I am what could be called the Black Sheep of my family. I could also be called a rogue genius. I like that! Heck I could be called a spaceman but it really wouldn’t mean anything. I don’t have a billion dollars to pay for being …
Continue reading If All Your Friends Say Cosine Theta Is .725 Do You Say So Too???
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