New Year, New Solutions, Same Old Mr. Ohh!

Amazing things Do you know what always amazes me? A lot of things actually. You would be hard pressed to pick one thing. Frankly, if you bothered to answer the question at all, you had a better than ninety percent chance you’d be right no matter what you said. Forget I mentioned it. It was …

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Heroes? Not So Much. Idiots? Definately!!

Halloween; At least where I am Bubble, bubble, toil and double. I’d better have candy there’ll be trouble. Yep, it’s Halloween in the USA, and that means the candy companies’ profits will go sky-high selling smaller snacks folks give out to Trick or Treaters for much higher prices. Now, I don’t mind this tradition, but …

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I’m Tired Of The Smoke And Mirrors Things Are Never As They Appear

New suit Old fit It’s my lucky day!! Or not! Yesterday, I received a loaded debit card with the settlement from the class action suit I was involved in. Before I get into specifics, let me explain the suit. It appears my electric company has been overcharging its customers for the last ten years. In …

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Really!! How Real Is The Reality In Reality TV??

Something my brother The other day my brother and I were having dinner. He mentioned how much he likes sushi. I prefer sashimi, not wanting all that rice. He countered by identifying the various varieties and textures of sushi, maintaining that sashimi was, after all, just fish. I actually agreed with him. However, I responded, …

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Lesson Learned, Laziness ROCKS!!!

What I wanted The other day I wanted a donut. Normally, I would’ve done what any sane person would do in such cases, go to a donut shop, and buy some. Unfortunately. my sister was visiting me. She scowled at my store-bought donut idea, saying she could make donuts far better than those. I agreed, …

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Hormones Aside, I Still Don’t Understand

Yea It's Virtual... When I was younger I was addicted to playing something called ‘Interactive Fiction’ which was just a bunch of difficult puzzling situations in a row until you achieved a goal. In retrospect, it was a lot like raising children, but with more positive feedback. Plus, those games took way less than twenty …

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Everything You Learned Is Wrong!! Well In Kindergarten Anyway

Things Have you ever done a thing? Then another thing happens, and all of a sudden you think of a third thing. Which should be a thing completely unrelated to the other things, but after thing-ing the things a bit longer, you find both things tell you things about the third thing. The third thing …

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Hollywood Has Got It Wrong!!

Pinine for the movies As winter is proceeding according a precedent… That’s a quote from Rudyard Kipling by the way, and some folks doubt my superior intelligence, Ha! Not you of course, you all know. Anyway, as winter is proceeding according a precedent, same quote, I have been visiting my local movie theatre. There I …

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An Animal Is An Animal… Sort Of !!

Being a parent is hard As a parent I feel it is my duty to impart the wisdom I have gained upon my children. However, as a former child I’m fully aware, none of them are going to listen to me. That’s okay though. It’s all part of nature’s wonderful pattern. Children know everything, all …

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If I Want Your Opinion… I’ll Ask Someone Else!

A little bit about me Many times throughout the year, folks ask to know more about the real Mr. Ohh!. They want to see the man behind the genius who imparts so much weekly wisdom, and has so many superb stories. Normally I feel above all that, as I want to live a quiet life …

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