Happy New Arbitrary Whatever!!

A sincere wish, and I hope I do it right I would like to wish everyone around the globe a very Happy and Prosperous New Year. That was the easy part. The hard part is asking if those folks are having a great summer, or a fun winter, whether it’s raining or snowing or even …

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It Was Christmas Eve… Last Year… Or Something Like That

A bad song worth a couple hundred words Last Christmas, I gave you, my heart. The very next day, you gave it away… Ohh boo hoo! You broke up a year ago and you’re still pining. No matter how you look at it, this is not my problem, yet it’s played all over the radio. …

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I Believe It All… Well Maybe…

Welcome to a Mr. Ohh! Christmas I would like to wish everyone in my audience the most blessed and happy of holiday seasons. Enough of the mushy stuff, let’s get to the complaining. I don’t want to be a complainer, but like you, I want the most perfect holiday ever. Sadly, I’ve learned that that’s …

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*What?? Sorry, No! The Elves Can’t Make That!!!

Questions... I have a question. The stupid thing is that I will still have this very same question when I finish this post. In fact, by the end, I will probably have even more questions, because my brain is constantly working, and as such wonders about several things all at once. It’s really a burden …

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You Can Look But Don’t Munch!

I like food BUT... I am not what one would call a foodie, but I do like to try different things. I’ve done some traveling across these United States and Canada and learned most regions have some interesting selections which can’t be found anywhere else. I’ve also learned that in every case these regional foods …

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Bye, Bye To That Big Pumpkin Pie

The Ghost Of Christmas Past My grandmother used to tell us about Christmas when she was a little girl. Apparently, they cleaned the whole house, and set up their tree on Christmas Eve. They actually had real candles on that tree to light it up. I guess pine trees weren’t flammable back then. Well, either …

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You’d Think They’d Have A Bigger Vocabulary??

Maybe I shouldn't read articles I once read an article which stated; Humans only use about ten percent of their brain capacity. Now I’m not a scientist, but I find this unbelievable. I think this is just one of those things that some great person said so that sci-fi writers could have a starting point. …

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Communication Is Key, As Long As You Don’t Actually Have To Talk To People!!

A scary scenerio Imagine you’re in a dark house and all alone. You’ve just watched a scary movie, so there’s a feeling of suspense in the air. Suddenly, from somewhere in the house you hear a ringing sound. You search a moment and you don’t have any phone. In fact, you’re not carrying any electronic …

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… Just Then I Lost Control Of The Car…

My littls car and the American dream I may be in the minority here but I like little cars. My fans outside of the US may not understand this statement, because it’s a bit ambiguous. In many places of the world All Cars are Little Cars. That may be true, but we here in America …

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Save Her! She’s A Damsel In Distressed… JEANS!!

I do all this for you Do you want to know what I don’t understand? Of course, you do, because you hang on every word I bring to this forum. It was really just a rhetorical question at best, but it probably makes you feel better that I asked for your opinion instead of just …

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