I Think I Joind A Secret Society. I Hope I Don’t Die For Telling You About It

Welcome to College orientation Well, I have now been orientated, or maybe I should say indoctrinated, perhaps brain-washed is the most correct term. I’m not sure. What happened was I went to my son’s college introduction seminar and I kind of feel like I’ve joined a tribe. The speakers called it an inclusive college community. …

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Even Mr. Ohh! Isn’t This Cheesy

A cheesy State I would like to tell you all about the great state of Wisconsin, USA. All you lovers of bad jokes now want me to say, “I’d like, to but I can’t! Har, Har” This is not true, so there. However, I did exaggerate when I said great. Nice, or okay, might’ve been …

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I Won’t Do It!! And They Can’t Make Me!!!

There are many conspiracy theories all over the globe about shadow governments and secret societies that are hiding in the background covertly running the world for their own fun, profit, and most likely to get some cute girls, because they’re all funny looking. You see, I have found the best-looking women are attracted to powerful …

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I’m Scared Of New Cars!! Ohh The Consequences

Hello to the world from Mr. Ohh!’s Sideways View. I just got my report from Google Analytics and I have reached an interesting milestone. This month I had more hits from the rest of the world than I did from the USA. Of course, America is only six percent of the landmass of the world …

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A Lovely Bouquet With Notes Of Tangerine And Raw Sewage

Like many people around the world, I drink a cup of coffee most every morning. Unlike many of those people I drink it black. Why? Because I like the taste of coffee. Not just the idea of coffee the actual taste. My uncle tells me he loves the taste of coffee as much as I …

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It’s Cold, Wet,And Good For You… What More Do You Want??

In this life there are certain things we as humans need: Clean air to breathe, Sparkling water to drink, Wholesome food to eat, and a great mechanic with good prices to keep our cars going. Remember, when I say sparkling water, I mean that it sparkles when the sun hits it as it flows down …

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Dashing Dinner To Denver

Does anyone out there in blog-land have a family member that bugs them? I actually have several. I don’t want to name names but, in this case, I have to. It’s my uncle Stan. I’m sure several questions come to your various minds, and that’s okay because even as brilliant as I am, this would …

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Life’s Too Short To Drink Cheap Beer

I want to know, and I want to know now, what ignorant sociopath came up with the plain donut? Is this a marketing tool of some kind? Perhaps, they think we can lose weight and feel-good eating plain donuts. Don’t be an idiot. It’s still deep-fired sugar filled dough. It still has about a bazillion …

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Three Men And A Turkey

I am going to start my post today with an apology. I’m so very sorry. I didn’t know what I was thinking. How I could do something like that is beyond me? I have to blame the basic animal instincts I was born with, and just beg your forgiveness.  Again, let me say just how …

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