Babies’ Butts, Politicians, And Other Important Issues

When God Closes A Store I just read some shocking news. A local Baby superstore is going to close at the end of the year. At first, I remembered my two and a half adult children and thought, “Who cares?” You must understand that as an American I’m supposed to ignore any problem that doesn’t …

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A Special Offer Just For YOU… And Well Anybody

Oh Boy am I excited! I have been designated to receive a unique honor. This one-of-a-kind opportunity doesn’t come along to just anybody. I, Mr. Ohh! have been moved from just being one of the masses to the status of royalty. If you’ve ever heard the song Royals, by Lorde, you know she’ll never be …

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In Lieu Of The Truth, We Proudly Present This

Have you ever seen someone stumble across a sidewalk, trip over a curb, cough several times, then jump up and down, while whimpering and holding their ears? For most folks, the thing to do is ask how that person is. They will undoubtedly answer, “I’m Fine” You and I both know he is not fine. …

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