For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
Lets start this off American Thanksgiving has passed, and that means the Christmas season has officially begun. Well, for me anyway. Others, like to start the holiday at various times. But I’m not really very concerned about them. This is my post and I’ll start Christmas whenever I want. So there. The reason I know …
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Traditionally I... The holiday season is about traditions. One of my traditions is that I never kill my children, pets, or anyone else for that matter, during holiday time. I’m proud to say, up to this point, I have kept this honored tradition alive. Although, I will admit, it’s very early in this season, and …
Halloween; At least where I am Bubble, bubble, toil and double. I’d better have candy there’ll be trouble. Yep, it’s Halloween in the USA, and that means the candy companies’ profits will go sky-high selling smaller snacks folks give out to Trick or Treaters for much higher prices. Now, I don’t mind this tradition, but …
A sincere wish, and I hope I do it right I would like to wish everyone around the globe a very Happy and Prosperous New Year. That was the easy part. The hard part is asking if those folks are having a great summer, or a fun winter, whether it’s raining or snowing or even …
A bad song worth a couple hundred words Last Christmas, I gave you, my heart. The very next day, you gave it away… Ohh boo hoo! You broke up a year ago and you’re still pining. No matter how you look at it, this is not my problem, yet it’s played all over the radio. …
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Welcome to a Mr. Ohh! Christmas I would like to wish everyone in my audience the most blessed and happy of holiday seasons. Enough of the mushy stuff, let’s get to the complaining. I don’t want to be a complainer, but like you, I want the most perfect holiday ever. Sadly, I’ve learned that that’s …
Questions... I have a question. The stupid thing is that I will still have this very same question when I finish this post. In fact, by the end, I will probably have even more questions, because my brain is constantly working, and as such wonders about several things all at once. It’s really a burden …
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I like food BUT... I am not what one would call a foodie, but I do like to try different things. I’ve done some traveling across these United States and Canada and learned most regions have some interesting selections which can’t be found anywhere else. I’ve also learned that in every case these regional foods …
Everything starts with a problem Ladies and gentlemen, there is a flaw in the system, a bump in the road, a fly in the ointment, a wrench in the machine, a big clod mucking up the butter churn, a rock in the garden, and I don’t mean one of those pretty ornamental rocks. Lots of …
Continue reading I Am Egg-spressing Egg-zactly How Egg-zasperating This Is
My Grandparents tradition My grandparents had a seven-foot, aluminum foil, Christmas tree every year. It stood on a base that spun it around. On it hung blue and green balls, nothing else. Above it was a yellow light and below was a spinning thing that changed the floodlight illuminating it from red to blue to …
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