For those of you who aren't me…and I've noticed a surprisingly large number of people who aren't.
Not the best of times It was the worst of times and trust me I didn’t need two cities to know it was, because I was in the drive-thru line, at a local hamburger place. If I had another city, some best of times might’ve shown up, but I couldn’t have gotten there anyway. I …
A Question I can say proudly that my dog is ugly. I’m not talking really ugly, not the kind of ugly were folks say, “Aww! He’s so ugly he’s cute.” Nope, just plain ugly. About the only other thing I know about him is his name is; Wonder Dog. Yea, and my cat’s name is …
A great Opening I have come to the conclusion that there are two kinds of people; Those who eat roadkill opossum and Those who don’t. Now, isn’t that a great opening line? Old Charlie Dickens never thought of that one. Did he? Of course, he never wrote in the caliber of Mr. Ohh! either. That …
Continue reading The Game Is Finding A Game Without Going Gamey, And I’m Game.
A cheesy State I would like to tell you all about the great state of Wisconsin, USA. All you lovers of bad jokes now want me to say, “I’d like, to but I can’t! Har, Har” This is not true, so there. However, I did exaggerate when I said great. Nice, or okay, might’ve been …
A word And now a word from our sponsor. This is a famous line, which has been used since the days of the Pharaohs, to announce that a commercial is coming. Of course, in the days of ancient Egypt it would have been said like this: this: <arm, water, hand> <water, quail chick, quail chick> <arm> <quail chick, quail …
Wise Words A great and wise person once said, “Everyone is an idiot in their own way. The sooner we embrace that fact, the sooner we can all live in peace. The longer we deny it, stupidity will continue to rule the world.” Whoever that was must’ve been highly intelligent, with his finger on the …
Continue reading I’ve Said It Before… And It’s Still Brilliant!!
A week later Well, once again we’ve completed the annual festival of carbs, candy, and creative lies, we call Christmas. It’s an interesting festival, filled with Church Fellowship, silent nights of family togetherness, and an attempt to break all seven deadly sins. I mean Gluttony and Sloth are easy with all that food around, but …
Continue reading Resolution #1 This Year I Resolve Not To Be Eaten By A Tiger
Holidays are fascinating You know a funny thing? You can almost make anything relatable to the holidays. Cooking dinner for instance. Cooking dinner is a mundane task you gotta do every day, but on the holiday it’s special. Even fixing your car becomes a treat on the holiday. Think about it; All the guys are …
My Grandparents tradition My grandparents had a seven-foot, aluminum foil, Christmas tree every year. It stood on a base that spun it around. On it hung blue and green balls, nothing else. Above it was a yellow light and below was a spinning thing that changed the floodlight illuminating it from red to blue to …
Continue reading New (to me) Holiday Traditions That I Don’t Understand
A moment of revalation Has anyone ever said to you, “Just a moment”?? Then, have you wondered how long you were supposed to wait? Well, that exact thing happened to me, just the other day. I was holiday shopping with my wife and daughter. My wife went off to purchase my Christmas gift and I …
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